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Book VI, Chapter 2: Unfinished Business
Return To The Valley Of The Black Tower

The next month saw a flurry of work, and by the end of it Rahab had advanced extant artifacts and crafted new ones. He had begun to uncover the secrets of The Book of the Strange, and he had taught himself to read and speak Thassilonian.


“I have a gift for you,” the wizard intoned quietly. They stood in the first floor hallway, alone.

Gloriana’s eyes lit.

A cough. “To the others I have already given theirs.”

“Given what?”

“Something I made.”


“Yes. A particular conjuration contained within a jewel. One to each of my friends. Appropriately coordinated, I think. This is for you.” He held out his hand. In his palm lingered a brilliant gemstone, the size of a ripe olive, facets and angles the color of coals at the base of a fire.

“Rahab . . .” she took the jewel carefully, “. . . it’s beautiful.”

“May it serve you . . . actually, my hope is that it never need serve you. A strange sentiment to bestow with a gift, now that I reflect. Why do I suddenly find this difficult to explain?”

She took his hand in hers. “What does it do?”

“It summons an elemental.”

“What kind?”

He laughed. “Fire, of course! I tendered Earth to Lem and Water to Kara, naturally. To Abby, Air. You need merely crush the jewel to complete the summoning. Its integrity will collapse readily when you need it. If you need it. The elemental will serve you, and you alone, in such capacity as you may require.”

Standing very close now: “Thank you, Rahab.”

“Gloriana, I—” and if there were more to say it did not come, because in the quiet of the hall her arms were already draped around his neck, and she was already kissing him.


Kara knocked politely at Rahab’s study, then entered when he bid admission. Alchemist and wizard conversed in Elvish.

“I have heard the tale of the fight with the alchemical golem from the others. I welcome your account, should you like.” She smiled as he indicated a seat.

“I suspect my version unlikely to inspire. Abby and Lem conducted the bulk of the work destroying it, and Gloriana kept us hale. I served primarily as a distraction.”

Kara smiled. “‘Bait’ was the word Lem used.”

“He is not wrong,” snorted the conjurer. “No spell I might employ was likely to succeed. Your presence would have been most valuable.”

“I thank you that you think so, and regret that I was delayed. Your study of The Book proceeds? What news?”

He eagerly perched at chair’s edge. “I have uncovered many aspects. It is a dizzying artifact, to be sure.” He began outlining features, discoveries, hypotheses.

“Appropriate for a dizzying intellect,” she laughed.

“It is a potent tool.”

“I would never have assumed otherwise.”

He redirected. “What did you learn of the Mierani?”

“Much.” She grew quiet, her gaze on distant horizons.

He regarded her at length. “I would be remiss in failing to offer my expert perspective, knowledge, and advice.”

She gave an Elven smile. “As would I, in turn, regarding your budding relationship with Gloriana.”

It surprised her when he laughed. “Indeed.” A thoughtful pause. “I have advanced Encircling Theorem, Kara.”

“Your intellect is equal to anything, Rahab, but you venture now in territory where the heart must guide more confidently.”

“It would betray my heart to abandon my mind. It would be an act of self-delusion to imagine the sentiment expressed in one metaphor independent of the reality manifest in the other.”

“That is an important insight. And yet love has a way—”

“To presume at this point—!”

“Presage, not presumption, Rahab. Have you ever been in love?”

The wizard thought of ten-thousand words to say on the subject, and found satisfaction in none of them.

A knowing nod. “Have care.”


“It is power.”

“Not a source of my fears.”

She stood and settled a gentle hand on his shoulder. “It is like nothing you have ever known, Son of Cheliax. Time will pale. Infinity will diminish.”

“I have witnessed others in throes. Power? A mundanity, by many accounts.”

Kara nodded. “That . . . is almost certainly how it snares you.” She departed the study with a smile.

He sat in quiet thought for a long time.


Lem met Rahab at The Sundown where the wizard had already ordered two ales. To the gardener he passed the favored earthy brown, keeping for himself the preferred golden bitter. Clinking mugs, they each drank a hearty draught and exhaled in deep satisfaction.

“Thanks,” offered Lem. “What’s on your mind?”

A pause. “I have another gift for you.”

The gardener’s eyes narrowed. “After the elemental gem, and presented here, away from the house, away from the others? Now I’m suspicious.”

Rahab shrugged. “As you wish. The gift is here.” He unfolded a bundle of satin on the table between them, revealing two narrow lengths of wood, each delicately carved with arcane symbols and tipped with a conical cap of lead.


“They carry the same spell, a full complement in each.”

“What is—?”

“An augmentation for your daggers.”

“My daggers are already magically augmented.”

“This supplements that. The spell lends heft to the strike. Your blades will feel no different in hand, but will land upon foes with greater impact.”

“Their current magic already does that.”

“To a degree.”

“This will increase it?”

“Not the likelihood that the strike lands. That remains dependent upon your own skill. The injury itself increases, should an attack succeed.”

Lem considered the wands. Around them bustled the tavern, and they drew inevitable glances. The Heroes of Sandpoint had fame now, a more advanced and complicated variety, the kind that inevitably diverged from their own understanding, and insisted irrepressibly on amendments of fancy, intrigue, and sometimes even aspersion, over which the companions could marshal little editorial command. That Rahab could display—in the midst of a busy tavern—a brace of magical wands demonstrated not only the extent of the fame, but also that such could hold at bay as readily as draw close. The gardener took another long drink of ale.

“Rahab . . . are you suggesting that I am ineffective as a combatant in our party?”

The wizard sighed heavily and drank from his own mug. “Far be it from me, Lem, to evaluate you on matters of armed combat, in which your expertise exceeds mine by many factors. What is indisputable, however, is the fact that you are—all other things being equal—small.”

“I am exactly the right size. It’s the rest of the world that is wrong.”

“And in such disproportion the effectiveness of your blows falls slightly less than those of your comrade in battle. The magic in these devices goes a distance to remedy that disparity.”

“I need nothing of the kind. I have a mind to show you, right now.” When Rahab did not react, the gardener switched tack. “Are you fucking Glo, by the way?”

The wizard sighed again and drained his drink. “Lem, the battles that are coming are only going to get harder. The days of goblins and ghouls are behind, however many you could unseam with little more than a glance.”

“So that’s a ‘yes?’”

“I heartily encourage you to take up this line of conversation with Gloriana. Do let me know how it goes. Elsewise, seeing as you do not need the wands, I suspect someone of your resourcefulness will have little difficulty finding a buyer for them.”

The wizard rose and departed. Lem ordered another ale, and sat drinking, looking at the magic items. His expression easily discouraged celebrity-seekers.


Gloriana, too, gave gifts, bestowing a ring in platinum to each of her companions. Worn as a spell focus, the rings linked the oracle’s power to shield another from harm beyond the basic link of life. At her command a channel of power siphoned half an injury from the one so wounded at the moment it occurred. Not a spell she could sustain for any significant time without counter healing, of course, nor one she could reasonably maintain among all others at once, given the vicissitudes of battle, but as safeguard for Abby and Lem, certainly, it increased survivability at the forefront of combat.

More still was the magic in which they girded themselves, from the new shirt of subtle chain links easily concealed under Lem’s tunic to the host of scrolls Rahab collected and scribed in bolstering his appreciable accumulation of spell formulae. Not without purpose, their crafting and trade constituted no small part of preparation for a return to The Valley of the Black Tower, where they had unfinished business.

Over dinner at Heroes Hearth they conversed.

“Will any giants have returned?” Abby speared a portion of beef on a fork and wolfed it down.

Gloriana shook her head. “I think Conna was successful.”

“So what does that leave? Harpies?”

“And lamias,” mentioned Kara.

A bite of roasted potato this time. “I did not see any at the end, as we gathered the villagers to return to Sandpoint.”

The alchemist shrugged. “They may have reinvested, or simply hidden. A source of power at that location is highly desirable for ones such as lamias.”

Rahab nodded silent agreement.

“What about this ‘Black Monk?’” Kara turned to the wizard.

A sigh. “What little lore I have remains largely unexpanded since our investment of the valley. Likely ancient, The Black Monk is certainly powerful, easily a power preceding Mokmurian’s.”

Abby looked uncertain. “Is it an actual monk?”

“In the martial sense? I do not honestly know. Possibly, but it is also likely a conduit for significant magic, at the very least, if not an actual practitioner.”

“Thassilonian?” Gloriana folded her arms in a gesture the wizard had come to find distractingly attractive.

“I regret,” he exhaled, “that I do not know. We increasingly encounter the relics—or servants of the relics—of Thassilon. Yet we would abandon intellectual rigor to assume every encounter originates or affiliates with that ancient empire.”

The oracle slumped. “I still feel like we don’t understand any of this any better.”

Rahab scowled. “Agreed. This vexes me to a degree I had hitherto underappreciated.”

The warrior’s eyes narrowed. “Meaning?”

“Meaning,” and he took a brooding sip of wine, “that I wish to see Thassilon destroyed. Again. And that is alarming, because it means destroying history, destroying artifact, lore, culture. That I am drawn to so antithetical a sentiment suggests I have lost some perspective of control, and find such disconcerting.”

Kara glanced swiftly between Gloriana and Rahab, then forced back a nearly overwhelming smile. Oh, my wizardly friend, you are so delightfully doomed.


Nonplussed, Abby stood ready to depart. “We’re not taking the horses?”

Rahab looked mildly surprised. “Can you think of a reason to do so?”

“We may need to ride somewhere!”


“Well, I don’t know. What if we need back-up transportation in case the teleport doesn’t work?”

The wizard’s expression said everything.

Warrior chagrined: “Hey, remember who helped the most with the alchemical golem!”

“I would sooner forget my Cheliaxian heritage.”

Abby glanced at the door. “So, no horses?”

Rahab had a realization, and suddenly wished that Gloriana was there as witness. “If you like, we can take Sparky with us.” He laid a friendly hand on her shoulder.

Abby ruminated. “It might be dangerous.”

The wizard nodded.

Quietly somber: “We had to hide the horses last time in the canyon.”

“It would pain us all if harm came to them in the course of the risk we willingly assume in pursuit of our goals.”

The warrior sighed. “But—!”

“Nothing prevents you from navigating the streets of our adopted Magnimar magnificently horsed. Legends will incorporate the image of the mightiest warrior in the region astride the most resplendent of steeds, patrolling as guardian of the City of Monuments.”

She was quiet a long time. Then: “Does that come with a salary?”


They arrived in the first level of underground caverns, in the room that had been prison to the kidnapped villagers of Sandpoint. Darkness pervaded. Producing light, they quickly made their way to the perimeter corridor until they came to the central pit that gave access to the surface. A wide, stone path coiled up to the promise of sunlight and fresh mountain air. Lem took point, and into morning radiance the gardener advanced as a being unseen.

In the wake of an encampment of giant-kin the vast central yard of the fortress expanded in a silence as large as the plateau. Lem paused, feeling the air, trying to find some sound beyond the distant whisper of wind among the perimeter peaks half-a-mile away. The massive ring wall blocked view on the valley plain where camp smokes had lingered a month before, home now only to tumbling alpine dust. The five towers, irregularly spaced, loomed in sunlight, and the great black spire just north of the central pit stabbed like a spike of malice into crisp spring blue.

A dread peace hovered everywhere, doing nothing but make the gardener nervous.

“It’s quiet,” he carefully whispered down the conduit of communication magic Rahab had established. The wizard waited patiently.

“Too quiet,” Lem followed.

Still standing on the curved path Rahab nodded at the others. Abby slowly drew Bolt and braced Avenger.

“Wait,” came the gardener’s admonition, “there’s something . . . ”

Music? A song of some kind, voices on the air, faint at first, growing in volume and force. If it had words they were unintelligible, and the harmonies coiled intricately, making it difficult to isolate an individual singer. Lem recognized only that the sound came from above, among the towers, and then the magic hit him and his friends.

Rahab shook off the enchantment with all the scornful disdain his astonishing intellect and fantastic ego could muster. Likewise, Gloriana and Abby bent their will and repelled any compulsion. Kara, lone among those with more expertise about the source of the spell, struggled where she should not have had to, and only through monumental effort managed to shake off the charming tendrils that had begun to tickle her brain.

Lem would have succumbed. There was something in the quality of the chant that was unbearable and irresistible. It was like no sound he had encountered, all the more alluring in its exoticism, as the discovery of a precious stone heretofore uncatalogued, cradled in trembling palms, hinting at riches, the eye a prisoner to beauty. Lem would have succumbed, but for Gloriana.

The oracle, as ever, stood ever mindful of those entrusted to her. The spell of protection that she had placed upon Lem prior to ascending the spiral path forced the droning call into repose, and the gardener retained his senses. In seething realization, his hands gripped knife hilts.

Some distance behind, in the shade of the pit, Kara whispered into the messaging magic. “Harpies.”1


Lem made for a large building to the northwest, a broad structure unsealed. As he crossed the fortress yard, he discerned shapes atop the towers on all sides, a collision of biped and bird, topped by some sort of wild mane. In his haste to make cover there was little time to take full measure of anything else. Passing into shadow, the gardener scanned the interior for movement. Two massive tables dominated either side of a firepit long cold after a month’s absence. Scattered around the floor were the remains of kegs. He recognized the Two Knight Brewery label of on a section of sundered stave. Insult upon injury: The stone giants had not merely sundered village beer production, they had robbed what little remained. No hell conjured punishment sufficient to redress such ignominy . . . .

Lem stepped from the detritus and a deeper shadow loomed, massive, stinking, wooly. Why he had not seen it before taunted his thought. Great, furred skull swung wide, snout sniffing heavily, grunted growl blew heavily into air thick with scent: heavy, earthen, mushrooms and berries and fish and rain-soaked ferns. The gardener froze, and fought a silent battle against sheer panic. By whatever mechanism or chance the dire bear had not discovered his aroma, and he began to retreat, aching step at a time, a journey of years to cross an arm’s span. Before him a wall of fur, blowing blasts in the dense gloom, entourage of giants too much to command or too ensconced in a feeding place to be goaded into relocation. Lem could not even whisper his discovery, lest the merest change in the air betray his position. A maw that size could swallow him entirely in a bite.


The others made their way quickly from the pit into morning sun. Movement along the walls and tower heights swept at peripheral vision, shapes plunging on vengeful winds resolved into birds on the wing, the air given talons, feather-borne bitterness filling the emptiness left by the giant exodus.

“Those aren’t harpies!” Gloriana cried out.

Wide turn became dive, plumed expanse became angled vector. A shadow the size of a sail freighter fell upon the yard.

Abby’s jaw dropped. “They’re huge!”

Rahab was grim.



Myriad menace incarnated diverse forms. Stirges hummed in humid swamps, ogres plundered rock-strewn hills, ancient dead lingered in cold tombs. Many plucked the strings of fear, coaxing shivers from the coiled depths of awareness desperately trying to imagine a cosmos quaint and obliging. Among such catalog, distinctive pedigree assumed grand and resonant throne in the heart, casting doom upon the mind, demanding candid assessment of cosmic indifference wrought in a power to bear gullet-bound megafauna effortlessly aloft. Thus, the roc, which raptor plucks elephants as the owl snatches field mice.

Air distorted and pressure displaced as a portion of the sky fell. The fortress yard became a cloud of dust and a screech sheared the valley with resonance no thunderbolt ever conjured. Upon the Heroes of Sandpoint fell the winged death, the god-eagle.

At center ground Gloriana stood, ever-bright, a glinting, golden point in space, focus for eyes that could read patterns in rhinoceros hide at sixteen miles . . .

Just before he stepped, Rahab had a thought.

Fuck the harpies. This is serious.


That sensation again, expanse without limit, space filling spaceless-ness. She had thusly traversed a dozen times, yet the experience never abided familiar. Each instance was a surprise, and perhaps that was what frightened her, and perhaps therein also lay the thrill.

The longhouse interior was mote-shot gloom. She arrived with the wizard in the same instant they left, of course; Rahab delighted in playing fast-and-loose with fundamental aspects of spacetime. Nevertheless, she felt relief. Talons the length of an ox-team swept emptiness where—moments ago—a Varisian morsel had lingered temptingly. Feathered leviathan powered skyward once more on a churned hurricane. The yard disappeared in a cloud of dust, and conversation was useless as the roc’s rage echoed shrill through all the valley. So she kissed him, a dash on the cheek, fleeting thanks, and as the screeching faded, another sound resumed somewhere above the yard and dust: The feather-song of harpies crooning mind-foam, lurid and flensing.

In the shadows of the longhouse something moved behind them, a weight wild, fur and breath and claws, a lumbering bulk earthbound, mighty. Gloriana sighed.

Everything is just . . . bigger now.

A bear on the ground, a bird in the sky, dust all around, sunlit place to die.


Given the choice between ursine and avian, Abby preferred the former, for convenience, if nothing else. Experience, too, informed her decision—such as it was—and a shape in steel crossed a giant’s feast hall in seconds. A sword called Bolt cut air, cut fur, cut flesh. Stealth had strutted opening act; now it exited with a flourish, yielding stage to blade and blood.

The bear responded in kind, and Gloriana’s magic apportioned some of the bite to herself. Lem maneuvered and took up his role, daggers cutting and piercing. Great, slopping puddles of hot red spattered the longhouse floor.

An elvish voice sounded out of nothing. “There are five harpies along the top of the wall, inbound, and there are three rocs!” In the space of the warning Abby fetched the bear multiple sword-strokes, and Lem cut the left femoral artery. Four-thousand pounds collapsed with a huffing groan.

“Somebody close the door!” Lem shouted.

In the end the portal remained open. Glorian began a litany of spell-casting, prayers to ancestors on The Road, abjurations, the wind-stride. Lem took flight on a new power invested in his armor, and Abby did likewise. Invisible, Kara unlimbered ceramic globes in each hand, hovering above the longhouse floor, ready to rain violence upon anything broaching the doorway. For the moment the structure prevented access by anything larger than the harpies, but the alchemist had little doubt that three eagles with wingspans the width of Sandpoint’s entire east-west axis could make short work of the structure to pluck tidbits within. A grim perversity produced involuntary Elven chuckle: We wouldn’t even feed one of their chicks.

Gloriana reflected on the fact that—at present, at least—none among them had yet suffered injury: Unusual start to a day in the life. “What’s the plan?” she yelled.

Abby left the felled bear behind and flew into position at the longhouse door. “Ready,” she said; then, with a glance at the oracle, “Glo, I could use that spell against evil.” The golden Varisian quickly complied, and Rahab likewise shielded himself with a similar ward against entropic forces. Lem joined Abby at the door.

“It’s time!” the warrior shouted, and darted into bright Storval sun. The rocs had removed to a greater height, but the harpies swooped in from diverse angles. The distance to cover was too great, and so Abby coiled back and launched Bolt in a hefty overhand. The blade tumbled through the air, and the closest harpy easily banked aside, but an instant later the magic in the sword returned the weapon readily to the warrior’s hand. In a moment Abby and Lem coiled through air thick with feathers and the haunted croon of the bird women.

Gloriana became golden fire and followed warrior and gardener into the yard, quickly uttering a magical command against three of the harpies, bidding them to still. Only one of them suffered the compulsion, alighting on the longhouse roof with a frustrated scream. The other two quickly swooped to the attack on either side of the brilliant oracle, though they could not capitalize, and so the figure in flame evaded injury.

A fourth harpy barreled into the flying gardener and tore bloody shreds in Lem’s skin. Abby darted down to the oracle’s altitude and took up position against one of the harpies. Bolt darted into feathered mass and shrieks marked the drawing of blood. For a moment the encounter poised in no favor, neither side advantaged.

And then something fell out of the sky. A shadow grew over the entire fortress. Abby just had time to recognize the immense mass, fast and dangerous. Bolt carved a line of black against the day, blade striking true, and then a brilliant sliver of sunshine was jerked skyward to the sound of a scream.

1 Rahab scored a natural 20 on his Will save. Glo and Abby did fine. Kara blew hers and had to spend a Hero Point. Lem blew his save, but Glo had placed a protection from evil on him just prior, so the charming song had no effect.

Book VI, Chapter 1: The Book Of The Strange
Alchemical Golem

The feast to celebrate the return of the villagers abducted from Sandpoint did not simply rival the Swallowtail Festival, it eclipsed it, and then passed into legend. Citizens as far away as Magnimar came to the fire- and siege-ravaged townscape to join the occasion. The event never really ceased from day to day. Participants merely faded away to rest while those waking from recovery stepped seamlessly in to continue proceedings. There were speeches, and songs, and dances, and cheers on every street, in every standing building, and from every face. And when Ven Vinder was reunited with his only living child the noise in that moment alone shook rafters. Mayor Deverin resumed her office, Father Zantus ordered the cathedral doors thrown open and showered blessings upon all. Faces in the crowds appeared again and again: Sheriff Hemlock, Ameiko Kaijitsu, Bethona Korwin, Broadert Quink, Sava the Armorer, Cyrdak Drokkus, Amille and Allerghast and Aron and Verra Barrett. Every smile bore tears, joy, amazement.

The wine did not run out until day four.


A townhouse living room in a major Varisian coastal city:

“Highlight of the whole thing,” Lem chuckled, “was Rahab having to teleport back on the second day to get the horses.”

“Yes, but he didn’t miss anything!” Abby shook her head.

“Well, obviously. It only takes a few seconds,” the gardener harrumphed. “All those Sandpointers gathered around him like a spectacle at the fair . . . .”

“Does inebriation affect your teleportation accuracy?” Kara feigned innocence.

Rahab smirked. “I was perfectly sober, as well you know.”

“Yes, then. Later you were not.”

“True,” the wizard returned. “A facet I no longer expect you to appreciate.”

“I remember.”

“The vagaries of that capacity are as numerous as the stars.”

“Elves are more adept than most.”

“Ah, excellent! Now that is the sweet, juicy taste of someone else’s ego ascendant. Join me, won’t you? Up here, in the rarified air of being so-much-better than almost everyone else?”

A chorus of laughter and ribbing rounded the room. The alchemist was so rare a mark, after all.


Spring night still carried a chill as Abby and Gloriana made ready for bed in their room on the second floor of the townhouse. The warrior’s ritual including placing Avenger face down on the panels such that all she had to do was roll over, reach down, and tumble upright to stand ready, shield braced.

Gloriana quickly slid under her blanket with a shuddering breath. “I wonder if Rahab could make an enchanted blanket that stayed warm all the time, so that bed was never cold first thing.”

From across the room, Abby rose on one elbow and flexed a bemused eyebrow at the oracle. The warrior’s constitution was a thing of near-legend now. Bards in taverns levied songs about shrugging off boulders in flight, and the like. Gloriana stuck out her tongue.

“Anyway,” Abby chortled and settled back after blowing out the candle, “you handled it well.”

“The festival? It was very gratifying, but I worry the expenditure and effort might have been better directed—”

Exasperated breath: “NOT what I was talking about.”

“Well . . . what then?”

“You didn’t seem jealous at all. I’m proud of you.”

A sigh. “The situation with Mayor Deverin is complicated. I worry that her plans for the coming—”

“Hells’ below, Glo, you are not this dense!”

A pause. “Evidently I am, since I clearly don’t understand what you’re trying to say. What are you talking about?”

“Shayliss. And Rahab. Ven hated him, but now that Rahab has returned his only daughter alive from giant captivity it may change things. Might want them to marry. She’s very pretty, and anyway, Vinder may feel that she’s safer with Rahab than anywhere else.” Abby paused, considering her own words, as if surprised that she had said them. Then she shrugged. “Nah, I’m sure it’s not a thing. Won’t even come up. Forget I mentioned it. Goodnight.”

In the darkened bedroom Gloriana almost became pure fire.


Alone, two joined battle at breakfast.

“Actually,” the alchemist mused pleasantly, “she figured it out all on her own. Our Abby is no fool, Glori.”

The oracle frowned. “I know.”

“I can only imagine that Lem knows, too, if not by his own acute perception then certainly in conversation with his battle-mate.”

“Oh, I know.”

Kara bit into a slice of orange. “Of course, now that she does know it won’t be long until—”

A groan. “I know!”

“—we shall have to have a night out, just us three. We can get dressed up, find someplace exciting to go—”

“Ghosts of The Road . . . .”


Eager for news of her homeland, the alchemist left shortly after her meal, departing atop Urdrenn to rendezvous with a contingent of Mierani rumored to be passing through the region. Abby had ventured to the stables in company, remaining to see to the mounts now that they were back in Magnimar. There was no sign of Lem.

Rahab stood in the living room nursing a cup of hot tea and gazing absently into the fire.

“How did you sleep?” Gloriana asked.

The conjurer gave a grim chuckle. “Surprisingly well, for only two hours. The magic is remarkable, and I admit it is nice to return to these walls.” He gazed around. “And yourself?”

The oracle made a noncommittal motion. “The festival was . . . .”

“A bit much?”

“A bit.” Not exactly a smile, not quite a grimace.

The wizard regarded her in silence. “Perhaps,” he offered, “they needed something to take their minds from recent trauma. Perhaps it felt good simply to have something to celebrate.”

She raised an eyebrow. “Rahab, if I didn’t know better, I’d say that sounded like empathy.”

He rolled his eyes. “It pleases you to imagine me alien or interloper in fundamental features of personhood.”

She smiled. “You make it easy. Sometimes.”

The conjurer took a skeptical sip of tea. “I suppose I do.”

“Not everyone is an idiot.”

“True enough. Most of them are merely average.”

“Rahab . . . .”

“Yes, yes. I should have more care, especially since I have a request.” He set his cup down.

“What is it?”

A deep breath. “I need . . . help.”

Gloriana smiled, a brightness in and of itself, a gesture to lighten burden and to quicken pulse. The wizard attempted a stern expression. “My admission is earnest.”

“I know. I just like hearing you say it.”

After a pause: “The Book of the Strange—”


“—has a defect.”

“The alchemical golem.”

“Its very own integral assassination feature.”

“I am sure everyone would be willing to help.”

“With the full range of the book’s abilities available to me—”

Somehow she was standing right in front of him. “Rahab? You don’t have to make a case before the court. We are your friends. We want to help.”

He nodded. “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome.”

A shimmering heat had snuck upon them, and then the front door slammed and Lem’s voice crashed upon the living room like a stone through glass.

“Where is everyone?”


The gardener dusted his hands on his breeches as he entered the room. Gloriana turned.

“Where were you?”


Rahab quietly picked up his tea cup and sipped.

“Out where?” the oracle pursued.

“Out. You know? The city? Magnimar? It has been some time.”

The wizard had refocused on the fireplace. “Nice to be back, isn’t it?” he murmured.

“It is. See?” Lem gestured at Rahab as he strode for the stairs. “He knows.” The gardener disappeared above.

Gloriana turned back to the conjurer. “What is he up to? Is there something you’re not telling me?”

An arched eyebrow: “Gloriana, in matters of humanoid behavior, I imagine very little I could tell you that you do not already know.”

She dragged her hands through her golden hair with an annoyed breath, then started for the stairs.



The next morning they gathered, save Kara, who was unforeseeably delayed due to her meeting with the Mierani.

“We could teleport to her.” Rahab’s voice was uncertain.

“We will be fine,” soothed Gloriana.

“Her expertise against constructs is like none I have ever known.”

“Hey, magic man,” Abby clapped a gauntleted hand on the wizard’s shoulder, “I’m about to put on a show of expertise that will make even you take up arms.”

Narrowed eyes. “Doubtful. But, I am grateful for the sentiment in support. Well,” a breath, “let us away.”

The four friends exited and strode out into the street. Citizens watched them go with quiet whispers and searching glances. Gloriana had given up trying to correct the reference to “Heroes Hearth,” and there was now no tavern in the City of Monuments lacking songs or stories of the Heroes of Sandpoint. When they passed through the gate onto the Lost Coast Road the guards eyed them with mixtures of suspicion, resentment, surprise, and awe.

They made their way to a broad section of field. The sun shone bright, slowly peeling dew away from the newly green grass.

“Is this far enough?” Abby looked back at the walls.

“I think we won’t set light to the city,” answered the oracle.

Lem was cheerfully macabre. “Now setting ourselves alight, that’s a different story!”

“Rahab?” the oracle faced the wizard. “What can we expect?”

“Fire, certainly. As to other elements, I do not know. I feel Kara’s absence explicitly in this regard. She might advise us better.”

“I thought you were supposed to know all about this kind of stuff!” the gardener crossed his arms.

“The depth of my knowledge, Lem, would dizzy you to plumb, but only a fool presumes all knowledge from within the limits of their own.”

The gardener snorted.

The warrior rolled a monumental shoulder. “But it will be a sword fight, right?”

“It will, because my magic is likely to be ineffective. Moreover, I will almost certainly be the golem’s focus. No matter what I do, where I move, it will seek me out.”

Lem already had his knives drawn and was spinning them absently. “You’re not in this, in other words.”

“As little more than target? Not really.”

Gloriana laid a hand on the wizard’s arm. “We’re here.”

The conjurer swallowed. “I will cast the spell here. The portal should appear at this line,” and he marked a portion of grass with the toe of his boot.

“How wide is the opening?” Abby asked.

“As any common door in the townhouse.”

The warrior nodded to Lem and they took up flanking positions on an extra-dimensional portal that did not yet exist. The oracle began to chant songs of The Road, verses against fire, against crippling fear. She lifted words of hope, of endurance, of faith in friendship on journey. Melodies of speaking and understanding she wove alongside harmonies of motion and preparation.

Rahab held The Book of the Strange before himself and cast the spell of opening upon the last page.


The wizard had a second’s glance to take in details of the room beyond, a small affair appointed in comfortable rug and sturdy furnishings with extensive shelving. At the table sat a blasted form, humanoid, crisped, tendrils of smoke rising to cloud the air.

A shape moved into view, and Rahab began to back away. It was larger than he remembered.


As the figure rattled forth, Gloriana shouted parley. “Guardian! We mean you no harm! We wish to know your purpose, and the purpose of the room!”

A thing shambled from a strange space in nothing. It loomed half again Abby’s height, perhaps more, and constituted a frame of stained copper housing glass chambers and ampoules of various sizes and shapes. Each container sloshed with liquids none there could name, and atop the vaguely bipedal form glistened a clear dome housing a humanoid brain. Metal joints whined and clicked, and vents issued toxic smokes in dizzying colors. Two appendages suggesting arms ended in complex arrangements of splints, struts, gears, and syringes parodying fingers. A mouthless sound hacked the air with a voice like liquid bubbling under heat, or bottled electricity dropped on crystalline eggshells. Each word jerked as though lashed to the very air with iron hooks, jarring accompaniment to the stutter-stride of tripod-tipped, reverse-jointed legs puncturing the greensward for position.

“Destroy owner of book!”

Armature raised amid a crackling that frosted ambient humidity in tiniest snowfall. Something ovoid launched into the air and impacted Rahab at center torso, bursting open in a shower of bristling rime that glazed across red silken robes. Sudden icicles formed by the intense freeze shattered laterally and tore bloody lines across Gloriana’s arm and cheek. Eyeless, the construct advanced, and there could be no doubt as to its target.

Abby and Lem attacked.


Each hit the warrior and gardener landed upon the creaking, shuddering form rent some internal mechanism or sluice, spilling jets of alchemical fluid like blood, only for the substance to splash with icy chill or stunning electricity. Neither blade-wielder could discern whether this was feature or flaw, but the implication was clear: No end to this battle unfolded without injury for everyone. The arcane forces binding the construct guarded against the full impact of even Abby’s mighty new blade, and the precision strikes that made Lem so deadly in combat did not spill vital fluid necessary to shorten the encounter.

“Shit,” the warrior grimaced, but there was nothing for it. She gritted her teeth and hammered at the figure once more, sword-and-shield, and again, and again. The gardener danced deadly in counterpoise, deft blades finding joints, scarring copper, shattering glass, severing lines. Some damage began to accumulate, but each exchange cost the battle pair, with new injury in the form of acid. Some occult cycle to the fluids resulted in random elemental expression each time.

Rahab had an idea, and stepped behind the dimensions . . .


Gloriana felt the accumulation of ice, lightning, and acid in her bones like voices of the dead insisting vitality before pitiless tribunal of time. The feedback of essential magic coursed minor healing among all assembled, and she chanted a poem of life against the bitter, sapping sleepiness of winter night. The spell suffused them, even as she became sunlit-fire.


. . . and appeared just next to Abby. The effect was exactly as he predicted: From present vantage, the alchemical assassin could not now see the wizard. Rahab’s laureate understanding of inter-, extra-, and trans-dimensional dynamics had easily allowed him to travel behind the portal without actually going through it, and now the opening acted as a complete blind against the construct’s perception. He began to formulate his next spell.

The golem torso and brain-dome spun counter-co-axially, and the syringe-tipped arms jabbed at air with the fury of an overturned insect.

A glass rain of noise: “Identify owner of book!”

Appendages stabbed at Abby in a flurry of misplaced purpose, and bursts of energy scattered over the warrior like paints hurled in the studio of a drunken artist. Acid hissed and spun tendrils of smoke, and electricity raised the warrior’s hair and clenched muscles in spasms of torment. When the waves of pain hit Gloriana, she howled in rage.

“It was supposed to be cold, you fucking machine!”

The construct reoriented momentarily on the oracle, and Abby stepped into the opportunity, hips leading hands. The sword fetched a dent, and then she set Avenger against the noxious marionette and tried to force it into retreat.

She might as well have pushed against the earth itself.1


At least the splash back was fire, and the magic protecting the warrior easily absorbed the heat. Lem had watched the exchange with his usual calm. Because the combatants had all shifted somewhat, he needed to relocate to maximize attack effectiveness, and he quickly trilled the sensation in his mind that hummed up from his feet as The Boots of the Panther made a single, sliding step into three times the distance. Too easy. Reflexes to shame a jungle cat uncurled beneath the obvious attack that the golem made.

Copper whipsawed into him and ampoules of liquid burst open, spilling blistering cold over his face and neck. Nosebleed froze in a ghastly, jagged crimson column, and he saw stars. Magic from Gloriana’s most recent spell carried the chill away, but the shock of bodily impact remained buzzing around in the gardener’s teeth, jaw, ears. He managed to plunge but one knife into his opponent, and only the once. In six seconds Lem had gone from offense to defense.2

Observing from the intransitive side of a panel in space that displaced no mass, Rahab recognized their opponent was no ordinary alchemical golem—a fearsome creation in and of itself—but that it had been formed with additional magical augmentation. Whomever had shaped this monstrosity had done so specifically with intent to assassinate wizards. The conjurer swallowed hard, cast his spell, and flew backwards into the air to take up commanding height on events.

In the field below a machine made of copper, glass, and arcane murder turned and oriented precisely on his position.


Gloriana exchanged health for injury among all her friends once more, settling the pain down deep in the place within that allowed her to heal without sacrificing concentration on everything else that was happening. Then she pushed back from the warmth at the center of her heart, at the center of her memory. Healing expanded over her friends and herself. She retreated another step as she cast the spell to walk the air.

The golem ignored the pillar of gilded flame and raised an arm at angle. Just before it conjured launch, Abby and Lem closed their deadly pincer. The gardener settled a vicious stroke across a section of fragile tubes in glass that sprayed acid and puffs of frost.

And then the warrior’s assault fell full upon the construct, an awesome blow hauling the full weight of Abby and her armor behind every seething desire she had to breathe just one more breath and ensure from her friends the same. Arcs of electricity jumped across the copper frame in ragged, staggering gasps, and a fountain of snowflakes vaulted skyward. A globule of alchemical fluid projected with perfect precision into Rahab’s center of mass, sending lightning blisters across silken robes. The wizard felt his heart shudder. Tripod-tipped legs jittered for better line of sight on the aerial target, displacing just east of the warrior.

Struggling against the flailing riot in his nerves, Rahab looked upon the new damage Abby had so adroitly administered and calculated reactions, vectors, radii. When he tried to voice warning, his jaw would not comply, and he had to summon a scream from within to push up through neurological short and burst into the air in a wail of pain, of denial, of the unconquerable will to reject submission to power’s mere artifact.

“When it ceases function the golem will explode!”

Abby looked up, heard the warning, and turned back to face the metal monster. “Do your worst.”

Bolt thundered, and in the echo, Avenger was a radiant reflecting dish expanding shockwave in a blast that flattened vegetation for twenty feet in all directions.


Rahab was right. Acid bloomed and rolled over the warrior and the gardener as the metal frame collapsed and crumpled. For Lem, the caustic bubble was simply inconvenient, and he reversed into a back handspring that carried him out of harm’s way. Abby was not so lucky, but Avenger helped shield against a portion of the torrent. Hissing smokes drifted from the indelible surface as minutest deposits of organic material slowly vaporized.

Gloriana began more healing.


Rahab surprised everyone with effusive thanks, articulating the extent and nature of his gratitude with practiced concern and genuine attention to his friends. They gathered at the arcane doorway to look.

Abby was nonplussed. “It’s a room.”

“So . . .” Lem grappled with vision, “it’s like our haversacks?”

The wizard wavered. “It shares similarities, but even now I see signs that this does not represent extra-dimensional space.”

Three heads turned. “What?”

“I think the doorway is a gate, rather than a point intersection of accessible null-space expansion superposed on present dimension. The room you see beyond is not outside, but rather somewhere else, in actual dimension.”

The warrior looked thoughtful. “So . . . it’s kind of like . . . teleportation?”

Equally unexpected were both the bright smile and the hearty hug.


The oracle: “You’re going in there?”

The wizard nodded.

“It is safe?”

An infernal laugh. “Almost certainly not! But not for the reasons you may suspect. The danger is not in the dimensional differential, but in the possible positional differential.”

The oracle frowned and glanced at Abby, who was poking around the golem’s ruin with swordpoint. She turned back to face the conjurer. “Rahab . . . what the fuck does that mean?”

“It means I will not vanish, or be snatched to some unreachable place, or similar. The danger lies in where that room actually is. It may be on Golarion. It may be on another plane. It may be a closet in Nessus at the center of the Ninth Hell.”

“Ghosts of The Road—”

He held up his hands. “The contingent is unlikely. I invoked it for illustrative purposes. But, I would be lying if I said I knew where it actually is.”

“The room isn’t in the portal?”


“But the portal is not determined by the room.”

His eyes brightened to a degree she had not previously credited, and the realization filled her with both wonder and sadness. His voice lowered. “Gloriana, if you have some objection to me kissing you right now, please tell—”

She placed a palm on his chest. “Alright. Wait. Gods of My Mother, I’m glad Kara isn’t here!”

“Why? I think she would find this fascinating and invigorating!”

It is possible the oracle’s eyes closed as her head shook silently, and so minutely as to be almost indiscernible. “Be careful. Please.”

“Have you ever known me to be anything other?”

“Yes. Yes, I have, you arrogant jackass!”

He winked over a devil’s grin, and then stepped toward the portal. Abby and Lem looked up from the construct wreckage and watched. Gloriana held her breath.

The Book of the Strange cradled carefully in one hand, Rahab moved from brilliant spring daylight into the portal, stood framed for a few seconds as he looked around, and then vanished.


Her eyes told her he was gone, but in the spell of status she could still feel his heartbeat, steady, strong, slightly elevated.


Curiosity in a door: deeply polished and darkly stained wood with a pristine handle and five carefully crafted, strangely delicate hinges in brass. Well-oiled—or magically augmented—the portal moved soundlessly, effortlessly, yet felt thick and solid to the touch. Rahab could no longer see his friends in the field outside the city of Magnimar. He stood alone in the quaint chamber, little more than a small study. An oppressive odor of burned flesh and paper filled the air. The wizard wrinkled his nose.

The Book of the Strange remained open in his hands, and gazing upon it he felt renewed confidence that he had not dangerously sequestered himself, and that the key to event and condition lay readily in hand.

An expanse of superbly woven rug in dark blue wool covered the floor; at center loomed a familiar seven-pointed design in crimson. Atop that stood a sturdy, well-crafted desk ornamented with wide feet, and, behind that, the chair of incinerated repose was luxuriously upholstered. Against one wall rested a lushly cushioned couch and a small end table. Improbably, not a single furnishing showed slightest damage. Expanses of shelving lined every free wall space, even flanking the wooden door and above the lintel. Whatever texts had rested there now lay as little more than scattered ash. Rahab registered irritation. How had the violence of the golem’s attack damaged specific components so precisely and yet left untouched the broader integrity of the chamber, especially given the nature of splash effect he had witnessed only minutes before?

Refocusing, the conjurer returned to the door, and opened it with ease.


Gloriana, Abby, and Lem had started for the place the doorway had been an instant after Rahab vanished, only to stop in their tracks when the portal appeared exactly as before, framing the wizard against the backdrop of the furnished room. Rahab smiled.

“Care to come in? I regret the odor. I shall have to give the room a thorough cleaning.”

The oracle stepped forward. Warrior and gardener shared a glance, and lingered behind.


“Well, he was naked,” Gloriana said as she stood upright from the corpse.


“That doesn’t surprise you?”

Rahab raised an eyebrow. “Should it?”

“It doesn’t strike you as strange? Sitting at a desk, naked?”


The oracle opened her mouth to say something, thought better of it, and shook her head.

The wizard scowled. “Anything else?”

“He was burned.”

The aridity of an ancient desert: “You . . . don’t . . . say.”

“And he died protecting something. Oh, now you’re interested.”

The conjurer approached the body and drew his dagger. The oracle looked aghast as the wizard began to carve smoking chunks from the corpse.



“We don’t know anything about him!”

“Indeed, including whether he had any relatives who would object to butchery of his roasted corpse. Are you worried about receiving a sternly-worded letter of complaint?”

“It won’t be me who receives the letter.”

“Neither will it be me.” He returned to task, and after a few minutes drew forth an object curiously preserved against the superheated alchemical attack.

“Is that—?”

“Yes.” He carefully set the tome on the desk and opened to a page. Lines of writing shifted and danced before his eyes, assuming no discernible shape, yet always on the verge of recognition. Wherever he looked the text swam and morphed like nothing he had seen.

“What is it?”

“Magic. Magic underneath more magic. Magic I cannot read. Clever. Devious, even. If the man still lived, I would compliment his ingenuity . . . ”

The oracle brightened.

“. . . and then blast him for my inconvenience.”


An additional scan for other magic in the room showed only the lingering effects of the alchemical assassin’s attack on the occupant and whatever other books had occupied the shelves. The conjurer lowered his hands and frowned, then turned with a sigh to the oracle.

“Any idea how long he has been dead?”

“About five minutes.”



“Actually, at this point I merely gather information. Anything else?”

“He was tall, with interesting bone structure.”

“Interesting in what way?”

“Well . . . it’s familiar somehow, and unfamiliar at the same time.”

Rahab raised an eyebrow. She rolled her eyes. “Nothing is going to be exact about this. He got blasted by a golem!”3

“Point taken. Does the structure give you any ideas? The familiarity?”

“He was not a Soul of The Road.”

“And not a half-elf? Elf?”


“So that intersects with the unfamiliarity, suggesting something alien to our experience yet somehow connected.”

“O . . . k?”

“What does that make you think of?”

The oracle held a long silence. “Thassilon.” The word was like regret.

He nodded. “Azlanti.”

“Oh, come on! We can’t know that!”

“Quite right: we cannot.”

“You think he was Thassilonian?”

“I hypothesize he was Azlanti. The two overlap without necessarily constituting inextricable qualities.”

“I’m going to regret this, but . . . who are the Azlanti?”

“’Were;’ little evidence suggests they still exist.”

“That’s what you meant a few weeks ago by ‘lost.’”

“Just so. They were progenitor humans that predate Earthfall. Their descendants are likely responsible for the development of important contemporary civilizations.”

“Such as?”

“Cheliax, for one.”

Crossed arms. “Uh huh.”

Rahab shook himself. She had always been radiant, but when skeptical?



They exited the room into bright morning sun. Abby smiled. Lem rolled a copper coin back and forth on the knuckles of one hand.

“Learn anything?”

The wizard nodded at the gardener. “Some, and we found a spellbook. More mystery remains.”

“Of course it does.”

“I will be taking advantage of any time we have to investigate further, and to continue my creative work.”

Everyone snapped to attention. The walk back to the city gates was one long shopping list.

1 Bull rush! . . . Nope.

2 Lem tried to use The Boots of the Panther to make a 5’-step that executes a full 15’ distance. He made an Acrobatics check to successfully avoid the golem’t attack as he moved, and absolutely nailed the roll with a critical success . . . and got hit anyway for 22 points of physical damage and 6 points of cold (which Glo’s communal resist cold nullified). The gardener managed one hit for 23 total points, including sneak attack (otherwise it wasn’t getting through DR), and since bleed and strength damage were useless, activated a bonus to his armor class. The alchemical golem was an asshole.

3 Full disclosure: CSI: Magnimar’s Heal check was actually quite good to determine the things she did.

Book V, Chapter 23: Set Them Free
Dragon's Hoard

“Stunned” was not a quality Gloriana would have credited to the inscrutable visage of a stone giant, but how else to describe the emotion reflected in the four faces before her? Two also showed fear, and a third, anger. The fourth demonstrated immense sadness coupled to granite resolve.

Moving under unseen weight, Conna slowly regained her feet. “You see?” she challenged the other stone giants in a voice like boulders tumbling down a mountainside. “He was not strong enough to defeat these small folk. He was not strong enough to lead!”

The other party members arrived. In the air above, Rahab tensed. Galenmir struggled up, scrabbling for the heavy pick he wielded in war. Abby was a coiled spring of violence unreleased, and Lem balanced twin daggers in palm as easily as a juggler displayed pins. Some phrase spilled from stone giant lips, and only the invisible wizard and the ensorcelled oracle understood.

“Your disloyalty led us to this!” And then Galenmir attacked.


Conna the Wise interceded with the speed that always seemed so unlikely in a creature that size. A spell flashed. From his vantage, Rahab nodded approvingly. The elegant conjuration had demonstrated eminent effectiveness in his own repertoire on many occasions, and the sorceress deployed its coruscating brilliance with fluid expertise. Fifty-thousand motes of metallic light rippled, and Galenmir stumbled against the cavern wall, blind. For the briefest moment, the conjurer felt a twinge of sympathy.

Abby and Lem were just about to end the stone giant’s life when a voice emerged from fire, a sound of command, mournful and brilliant and undeniable: “STILL! Our battle was with Mokmurian, and it is finished! We have no desire for war with the giants, though we are prepared to defeat you, if we must!”

Another magic crashed upon Galenmir, and he found himself unable to move, the oracle’s command insurmountable. Abby and Lem assumed flanking positions while the other two stone giants quailed. Gloriana and Rahab heard Conna’s plea.

“Seat your loyalty with me, Galenmir, and let us return our people among the paths of eternal Stone. Unshade your eyes. See Mokmurian’s deception.”

The mighty pick clattered to the cavern floor.


Gloriana’s fire faded as she neared. Great stone giant hands reached forth and gently cradled the severed head. The silence was vast.

Conna whispered something, and the oracle had to lean close to hear it. “I hope it was quick.”

A solemn nod: “He fought well.”

“That he could do.”

“What chance that this sign will disperse this madness?”

“That is my intention.”

“How can we help?”

“My kin I can sway. Tell me, Gloriana: Do you now grieve for my son?”

“I do.”

“And yet he would have seen you defeated, and not grieved.”

“And that is why he lost.”

“I still do not understand you.” A silence unfurled. Then: “The remaining threat lies with the harpies, the lamias, and The Black Monk who still resides beneath the spire.”

“We shall face them. They will flee, or fall.”

Conna gazed upon her dead son. “I do not doubt.”

And Gloriana knew they had won.


Abby nonetheless kept sword unsheathed; Lem’s knives remained in hand.

“We seek the prisoners stolen from Sandpoint at the coast,” the oracle said.

Conna nodded. “They are quartered nearby.” She relayed directions.

Gloriana resisted the urge to reach out and comfort the sorceress. She turned instead to Galenmir. “Our quarrel lies not with you, nor with your kin.”

“My kin lie slain in the caverns!”

The oracle’s tone never wavered, her volume never lifted. “They stood against us in our vengeance.”

“What vengeance?”

“Mokmurian ordered my home attacked, my kin stolen away.”

“His word was law.”

“Ever the insistence of those unwilling to admit complicity.”

Galenmir had no reply.

“Find such peace as you might, stone giant. Learn well. No further blood need shed, certainly not on his account.”

“You have slain a son of the Stone at the Heart of the World—”

“No. We have slain many sons of the Stone at the Heart of the World, by blade and fire and lightning, and no reach of this valley can defend against our wrath for a war we never sought! In time, you will come to know the manner in which you were deceived. Look to your sorceress. Listen to the Stone.”

“What do you know of the Stone?” Galenmir howled.

Gloriana voiced nothing, only lifted wide her arms. Her beautiful visage became a skull, and a tumult of ghosts made maelstrom in the air. Shapes whistled and darted, animal forms, psychopompos, distortions of grief and anger. Galenmir could not see, but he heard the shouts of fear from his fellows. Against the noise he lifted great, grey hands to head, until the oracle lowered her arms and the storm passed.

They found accord, such as it was.


The chamber at the southern arc of the cavern level was not far from the room where the companions had first breached Jorgenfist and fought the kobold. Roughly shaped like a segment of orange, the expanse had a far wall housing multiple cells sealed with mighty trellises of iron held in place by sheer weight. Several stone giants in service to Conna stood watch, and parted when the adventurers strode into the room. Within the cells lurked some twenty humans, a few injured, all ragged in clothing and aspect.

As Gloriana neared she effortlessly channeled healing power in a wave that washed over the prisoners, restoring them in the space of a breath. A score of faces turned to witness the arrival of the Heroes of Sandpoint.

Glowing skull cradled in his left hand, the wizard easily stepped behind the dimensions and stood instantly among the abducted like a vision from dream or nightmare. Silent gazes lifted in wonder, among them a woman who witnessed eyes lit with devil fire in a visage of power, a countenance of laughing, brilliant, blasphemous insight.


A hand reached out. “Shayliss. It is time to go home.”


In two minutes the conjurer freed the prisoners from the cells. Abby passed a waterskin among them. Shayliss Vinder crowded close to Rahab, who stood now to one side in grim silence. Broadert Quink thought to join conversation, saw the wizard’s expression, and relocated to Gloriana, who expertly diverted the befuddled sage to Kara.

The oracle turned to one of the assembled. “Mayor Deverin.”

“Gloriana Gildentress.”

“Are you well?”

“Well enough.”

“I am glad to hear it.”

“It seems you were right about the giants.”

A wave of dismissal. “Sheriff Hemlock will be delighted at your return.”

“That he lives fills me with joy.”

“As his presence does for the village.”

A silence.

“When last you saw it,” ventured the mayor, “how fared Sandpoint?”

“Stricken, but with a will to survive, and renew.”

“A credit to her citizens.”

“And to those who died.”

Shadow descended. “How many?”

“Twenty-nine, by our reckoning.”

“The giants—”

“More the fires, actually. The giants shall trouble you no more. While you are here you stand under our protection. One allied with us now exerts her influence upon the host in dispersal. Tomorrow morning we shall return you to Sandpoint.”

“Too great a distance for one morning, I fear.”

The oracle leveled an even stare. “Not for a wizard.”

Another silence. “Placing these people in danger again would make me remiss in my duties.”

“Fortunate for you, then, that traveling with Rahab ensures safe arrival.”

“The prospect of such magic—”

“Need not concern, for we are masters of the craft. Be assured: By this time tomorrow you shall stand in familiar environs, and may begin assessing how to rebuild.”

“We should all like to see home very much.”

Gloriana nodded, and waited, and eventually leaned close, choosing whisper. “This is the part where—for the sake of political expediency, if nothing else—you thank us for saving your sweet ass.”

Three weeks in captivity had not expunged from Mayor Deverin the knowledge of how to smile against impulse.


Abby was incredulous. “We’re going to leave them here? We just found them!”

“A temporary respite. They are in no danger—” Gloriana began.

“Horseshit,” snorted Lem.

“Fine. They are in markedly less danger than they were ten minutes ago.”

“Glo, this thing with Conna taking over is no sure bet. All it takes is one rogue giant, or a lamia in a bad mood, or an ogre too stupid to know better, to wander down here and turn this chamber into a slaughterhouse.” The gardener gazed at the assembled humans, and shrugged. “Actually . . . fine by me.”

The oracle frowned. “The detachment of stone giants assigned by Conna will ensure the villagers’ safety.”

“And ensure they do not wander,” added Kara. “They stand . . . well, sit . . . terrified of their guardians.”

“Then we shall reassure them.”

It took a few minutes to counsel the recently freed about their new status, the need for rest in anticipation of travel, and the impetus to remain quietly sequestered in the stone chamber while the Heroes of Sandpoint ventured out to see to the pacification of Jorgenfist. Once safety had been fully established, preparations would get underway to return the villagers to their homes. The oracle held sway, quickly ameliorating alarm, commanding attention, and gently dissuading attempts to embrace her, or even invoke her name in worship. Throughout the speech Mayor Deverin wore a practiced and placating smile that would have repelled water. At crowd’s edge, Shayliss stood at Rahab’s side and looped her arms through one of his, leaning her head against red silk.

But the wizard was looking at Gloriana.


They transformed into vapor and coursed the perimeter corridor until they reached the central access to the surface. When they burst into sunlight, they found the central area of the fortress largely empty save for the strange spire of black and alien stone. In the walls beyond, the valley teemed with giants and giant-kin dismantling tents and pavilions, extinguishing campfires, and trundling slowly northward in loose lines. There was no sign of harpies at roost or on the wing, and whither vanished the lamias none could guess.

Angling east, the companions made best possible speed on a magically conjured wind that carried them to the eastern limits of the valley. In the mountain range they spent the better part of an hour locating the cave that had been home and hoard to Longtooth, whose red-scaled corpse they left smoking at the village he had tried to burn.

They reconstituted, and stared.


Abby exhaled long and slow. “So . . . how much, do you think?”

“The total will take some time to tally. But we’re looking at copper in the vicinity of . . .” Lem spread his hands in a gesture of near-helplessness estimation, “. . . three hundred thousand?”

“Three hundred thousand?”

“Well,” Kara cautioned, “that is but three thousand in gold.”

Abby blinked.

The alchemist followed up: “Though, to be sure, it does represent a sizable displacement of coin.”

“And the rest?” Gloriana inquired.

The gardener fluttered air past his lips. “The silver numbers more than twenty thousand, at least. I can’t tell about the gold until we separate it all out. There is some platinum as well, and again, it will take time to isolate and count.”

“And yet more, still,” Kara breathed.

“Indeed. That right there is a water opal, and one thousand in gold, at minimum. Dragons make this easy.”

Rahab stroked his goatee. “They like to settle the most precious items atop the field of coin.”

The others looked at the wizard, who continued: “A curiosity of the draconic ego: Collect a hoard of coin and sprinkle it with the finest prizes. It acts as a constant reminder of their superiority.”

Gloriana grinned. “Until they meet an alchemist!”

“Many an alchemist has fallen to a dragon,” Kara murmured.

“So, anyway,” Lem stepped into the mood, “that blue one is a diamond, and fifteen-hundred, easily.”

Abby looked puzzled. “I though diamonds were white.”

“Clear, Abby. The word your looking for is ‘clear.’ Diamonds come in variety of colors, actually.”

“He’s right,” nodded the alchemist. “Variations in the structure of the stone, as well as the presence of impurities, can alter the hue of a diamond.”

“Blue is impure?”

“Yes,” Kara wavered, “but in this case that’s a good thing. It adds to the value.”

“Impurity . . . adds to the value?”


“People are weird.”

Behind the warrior, a wizard nodded so emphatically his head risked falling off and rolling away.

Gloriana could restrain her question no more. “What’s that one?”

The gardener raised his eyebrows appreciatively. “That . . . is a black opal.”

“Oh, my!”

“Correct. About eight-thousand-pieces-of-gold worth of ‘oh, my,’ I think.”

A murmur rumbled quietly through the group.

Kara shook her head in wonder. “Longtooth had good taste.”

The conjurer reflected: “They usually do. The reds, in particular. A dragon is a combination of ancient intelligence and preternatural aesthetic appreciation coupled with a blend of greed, breathtaking ego, and desire to dominate, all within a casing of steel-hard scale powered by elemental magic.”

Gloriana deployed a grin so vital it threatened to rival the jewels on display, and she opened her mouth to say something.

Rahab snorted intercept: “No, I am not jealous, and I reject categorically the implication.”

The oracle giggled, and so, it seemed did the warrior. The wizard’s eyes narrowed. Giggling intensified. Kara was subdued.

Lem edged closer to the mound of coin and treasure. “There is yet more. A scattering of other gems, lesser varieties, it looks like, but abundant. And then there are these.” He plucked a shape in silver from the pile, scattering coins. “Five, at least, plus another over there in platinum, unless I miss my guess.” The gardener hefted the idol. “Pure: five-hundred, easily.”

At the edge of the trove was a tapestry of ancient work depicting the Jorgenfist courtyard and various monastic figures engaged in some form of ritualistic combat. The crowning artifact was, as Lem noted, a sculpted figure of fierce aspect bearing a glaive, formed entirely from platinum.

“Five thousand,” the gardener exhaled.

Rahab darkened the mood. “Karzoug.”

“Is it going to spy on us, too?” asked Abby.

“Not once we sell it, or melt it down,” Kara countered.

“I am currently under no magical observation,” the wizard remarked. “It may be nothing more than art, and not a conduit for scrying.”

“Art?” the warrior inquired.

Lem shook his head. “I assume he means as a general category, rather than actual estimation.” Rahab confirmed the gardener’s hypothesis with a nod. Lem continued: “The value is in the metal.”

“Although,” reflected the wizard, “it may also have historical importance as a representation of a bygone culture, depending on its origin and age.”

The gardener squinted. “There is no market for historical antiquities in an era and place that doesn’t even recognize there are historical antiquities sitting right under their fucking—”

Rahab held up his hands. “Point, point.”

“What about Quink?” Gloriana asked.

Lem and the conjurer burst out laughing.

Golden indignation: “What?”

With two unable to respond, Kara intervened. “Glori, I suspect Rahab and Lem feel that, whatever Quink’s admirable—”

Doubled over now.

An elf’s patience: “—whatever Quink’s admirable qualities, unlikely to stand chief among them is any particular wealth. Negotiation with him would necessitate an entirely charitable donation of pure platinum somewhere in the vicinity of five-thousand gold coins.”

A long pause as gardener and Rahab slowly caught their breath. Gloriana waited, fists planted on hips . . .

“To The Hells with that, let’s get the money.”

Laughter renewed.


Rahab conducted a scan of magical detection . . .

. . . and found no signals.

Alchemist and conjurer exchanged a glance. Not bloody likely. A vigorous search by hand through armfuls of coin followed. Eventually Lem found a length of black-on-black.

“The blade,” mused the wizard, “from Mokmurian’s notes.”

Gloriana looked puzzled. “Why wasn’t it on top with the other prizes?”

“He feared it.”


Abby took the sword from the gardener and unsheathed it. When the weapon came free of the scabbard it immediately signified itself in the wizard’s matrix of detection. Kara knew the material, naming it sartosis steel, and encompassing a property to disrupt the breath of dragons.

Rahab explained the enchantment on the scabbard that masked magical discernment. Then, with time to examine the weapon—including the peculiar sine wave inscribed on the length—the conjurer readily recognized it. He passed it back to Abby.


“That’s what it’s called?”


The warrior held the weapon aloft and gazed upon its length, black metal so deep it seemed to drink light, and marked by a curious ribbon of brightness from hilt to the base of the foible. “What does it do?”

Rahab took a breath to consider. “It thunders.”1


By the time they returned to the fortress a small skirmish had erupted between disparate giant-kin factions, but Conna’s command and the presence of the Heroes of Sandpoint quickly nullified the event and the valley exodus resumed. Gloriana’s willingness to expend healing magic for those injured helped with both dispersal and improving—somewhat—the sentiment against small folk. Later that evening the oracle had retrieved her campfire bead from the perimeter tower where it all began, and the slow line of giants continued moving into the Storval dusk.


Gloriana and Kara made their way from the chamber where the villagers rested through the great corridor that looped the first underground level beneath Jorgenfist. They conversed entirely in Elvish.

“With what do you need help?”

“I plan to seal the route leading to the reaches below.”


“A wall of stone.”

“Ah,” the alchemist nodded, “on this level, or below?”

“This level.”

A pause broken only by footsteps in the otherwise empty halls.

“Unless,” the oracle resumed, “you think it more effectively deployed below?”

Kara considered. “To be honest, I had not calculated in either direction. I was unsure why you had asked me along.”

“My thinking was that, if we place the wall up here, it might look like there is no real passageway to the areas beneath us. It might be enough to discourage closer search.”

“Against what possibility?”

“Something returning: a giant, an ogre, a lamia.”

The alchemist clasped her hands behind her back in silence for a while, which the oracle did not fail to notice.

“What is it?”

“Well,” replied Kara, “my understanding was that many of the fortress inhabitants already knew additional cavern depths existed.”

“You don’t think a wall would stop them?”

“On the contrary, I think a wall of stone would go significant lengths to preventing a curious creature skulking about on its own. If anything returns in force, however . . .”

“They’ll simply excavate through.”

The alchemist gave a sympathetic smile. “They are stone giants, after all.”

They continued in silence for some distance, until the oracle resumed the conversation: “I still think the effort worth it. Perhaps all we need is defense against the lone wanderer.”

“I agree,” Kara nodded.

Gloriana sensed more. “Yet you still have some reservation?”

“Not about sealing the passage into the lower reaches.”

“What then?”

“Why me?”

“What do you mean?”

“Why ask me to join you in this endeavor?”

“Why wouldn’t I ask you? You are my friend, and an excellent advisor on magical matters!”

“Glori,” the alchemist smiled, “expertise in the magic of placing walls to command routes of movement properly belongs to Rahab . . . and you know it.”

“There is nothing wrong with seeking the perspective of my friend!”

“And Rahab is not your friend?”

“You know what I mean.”

“I do . . . and I don’t, Glori.”

The oracle sighed.

Kara smiled. “May I tender observation?”

“No. No you may not.”

Silver laughter like bells in a forest valley echoed down the corridor.


Rahab made the first teleportation shortly after daybreak. The villagers of Sandpoint were going home.2

1 Bolt is a =+3 thundering called longsword augmented by the effect of the sartosis metal that disrupts breath weapons if the creature in question fails a saving throw. This thing . . . I mean . . . .

2 End of Book V. Screen wipes to black. Cue up the 2010 release “Sunset Cruise” by Miami Nights 1984 to play over the credits, the text of which appears in angular neon pink and electric blue above the image of a red 1983 Lamborghini Countach LP500 S on a wireframe field that disappears into the horizon.

Book V, Chapter 22: A Walk On The Wind

Renewal reigned after night’s rest and the new healing power Gloriana had discovered.1 Kara and Rahab joined a celebratory adand, and afterward neither could stop gazing around. The two stood at the brink of the great well and looked upon a collection of lore with a pedigree more than ten-thousand years old in nearly twenty-four-and-a-half thousand volumes, each a diamond mine’s worth no diamond could ever purchase.

Lem stood atop table, leaning one arm on Abby’s shoulder. The gardener glanced at Gloriana. “The new magic is nice: Rahab can see, but it shuts him up.”

The oracle turned her silent smile away.

Sure. The “magic.”


“First thing first: Conna.”

“We should collect as much lore here as we possibly can. Better to venture forth armed.”

“Nope: Prisoners.”

Lem watched the conversation go a few rounds, then sighed loudly. “No one is going anywhere,” and he jerked a thumb over one shoulder at the great bronze door, “until we can figure out how to leave without going blind.”

Contemplative silence.

Kara smiled. “Perhaps we might address more than one problem at once.”


A focused, specific lore search designed to capture several important pieces of information—including a password for the door—was prescribed, to be conducted by Rahab with Gloriana’s help.

“Can’t we just take the books we need and go?” Abby asked.

The conjurer shook his head. “There is significant magic here that prevents or slows aging. Removing anything is likely to cycle the balance of time almost in an instant.”

Kara exhaled loudly. “Everything suddenly becomes more than ten-thousand years old.”

“We would be transporting dust,” the wizard lamented, “and more’s the pity, because some of the examples I’ve seen just from a glance at the well’s edge . . . magnificent! Take the binding on a particular volume there, first layer of shelves, the leather dyed purple. Now, that . . . .”

Behind them, Lem had begun crawling all over the bronze portal, hoping to find something to aid them from this side.


“How do we begin?”

“I have requested of the librarian a list of broad topics.” Rahab crouched over pages of blank parchment, quill and ink at hand. “We depart with notes, and return at our leisure in the future to conduct more thorough research. For now, I think we have time for but three subjects, and only the most rudimentary outlines.”

The oracle smiled.

The wizard paused. “No words I have would capture my thanks.”

“I know.”

“If there were some—”

Another smile. “There is.”

Realization. “Ah. Yes. Well, that was—”

“Yes. It was. Are you ready?”

Rahab took up his quill, and could not look away from her gaze. “Librarian!” he called out in Draconic.

Whirring clicks approached.

“As per my previous instructions regarding the following topics: Karzoug, Runelord of Greed; Xin-Shalast; and Rune Magic. Bring basic précis. Begin.”

The wizard could write at speed without sacrificing form, line, or legibility, and he made the notes first in Draconic and then in Common as easily as breathing.


“Like I said,” Lem sighed, “it’s a terrible door.”

“And you didn’t find a password?” Abby asked.

Oracle and wizard shook their heads. The warrior drew her sword.

Gloriana reached out and placed a hand on Abby’s arm. “Wait. I have an idea.”


“Roles reversed: There is a remarkable poetry to these last twenty-four hours.”

“You should write it someday.”

“I have never considered myself a poet . . . .”

“Perhaps you lacked the right muse.”

“Ah, now, you see, this is precisely—”

She reached out and touched a finger to silence his lips, then slowly withdrew it. He remained mute, and then, in Draconic: “Librarian!”

“Ask,” she began, “about that collapse in the wall to the south.”


“It used to be a door?” Lem asked. “Was it trapped, too?”

“It used to be another passage, at least. Whether it had a door or whether the door was trapped the librarian could not say.”

The gardener squinted. “What exactly did—”

Rahab rolled his eyes. “‘I do not have that information.’”

“Right. So there’s no way to know if simply going that way won’t trigger either the trap at the bronze door, or another trap located that direction.”


“Wait,” Abby interjected. “So . . . explain it to me again?”

“The spell,” Gloriana began, “is similar to the air striding, but more powerful. It allows us to become as the air, not merely walk upon it.”

Kara and Rahab were nodding. “Excellent.” They glanced at one another and laughed. The wizard graciously extended his hands.

The alchemist nodded, an excited light in her eyes, and turned to the warrior. “We become vapor, Abby, moving as fog, or the very wind itself. However heavy the tunnel collapse, the tiniest crevice would allow air to pass, and we make our way out.”

The warrior bore an expression of significant intensity. “Can’t we just teleport out, or, you know, do the dimension dance, or whatever it is?”

Rahab shook his head. “The magic on the chamber prevents it.”

Gloriana was suddenly startled by a thunderbolt, followed by a secret, immense, righteous thrill.


A whisper: “Will we be able to transform back? Will we become us again?”

“Of course, Abby. The process takes less than a minute in either corporeal direction.”

“Does it hurt?”


“Does it scramble you up?”

The alchemist gave a quizzical smile. “No. In fact, you are unlikely to feel markedly different, but you will understand that you move differently, and will be able to take advantage of that.”

“What if there’s a storm, or something?”


“Well, what if the giants capture us in a bottle?”

“Now you are being ridiculous.”

“How can you be so sure?”

“Do you know, Abby, that right now, you sound just like Glori when Rahab is about to teleport us somewhere?”

“That’s different!”


“That’s magic!”

The alchemist felt new appreciation for how the wizard saw much of the world.


“Before we begin, we should discuss some eventualities,” Rahab mentioned.

Kara raised an eyebrow. “Such as?”

“Whither do we collect? Do we maintain our status just to escape the room or beyond? What strategy in rally should we enact should either the route prove impassable or the magic prevent our exit save by the trapped door?”

Gloriana thought deeply. “I will leave the spell active for its duration, unless circumstances should change significantly, which I do not foresee. What say you?” Her glance took in the alchemist and conjurer, who nodded agreement.

The oracle continued: “I think we should make our way around to the chamber where we first encountered Mokmurian, collect the materials and goods we need, then return to the level above and locate Conna. There we present our victory, and see how to proceed.”

Lem sucked his teeth. “And if we cannot escape the room under the spell?”

The oracle nodded. “Then I see no other recourse but to open the bronze door, and fight another shining child, unless we can all pass before the arrival of said monster, and in closing the door seal the trap once more.”

Rahab stroked his goatee. “Do you anticipate some deception or betrayal from Conna?”

“No . . . but perhaps we should venture forth in the knowledge that we do not truly understand what may unfold when she learns her son is dead, or for that matter, how the remaining host may react.”

“What do we need to collect from the audience hall?” asked the gardener. They reviewed the items.

“What’s really going to happen,” Abby wondered, “when Conna sees her son is dead? Is this just going to be over?”

“Not likely to be so simple,” replied Gloriana, “but I think we merely need circumstances to align with our own purpose. Diminishment and dispersal of the army, and location and safeguarding of the abducted are the priorities.”

A silence ensued. “Very well,” the oracle resumed. “Let us ready.”

Abby asked to go last.


The journey through the collapsed tunnel was strange, indeed, for two reasons in particular. The first was the nature of the movement itself. It had taken half a minute to assume the gaseous form allowed by the mighty spell Gloriana had enacted. Once in that state, they had to overcome the part of their mind that explicitly rejected the idea they could move through spaces of typical impassibility. Of all of them, Kara and Rahab fared best, not only for immense knowledge, but also experience with such things as altered states and unusual methods of transportation. Gloriana found trust in the magic of her ancestors, and Lem quickly embraced the possibility of completely unfettered movement just as he had with the Trans-Dimensional Point Insertion Protocol.

Abby was profoundly relieved to discover it did not hurt, and spent the whole time worried that reconstituting in solidity would result in her face on backwards or arms where her legs should be.

The second curiosity was a very specific moment of displacement that shuddered through all of them some tiny distance into the rubble. Rahab would later explain that as the point where they crossed the dimensional lock on the chamber.

There was no additional trap.


They reconstituted in the ancient hall Mokmurian had claimed as a study. Abby and Lem began to collect the items for transport. As Gloriana passed the large table she noticed something and motioned to Rahab.

“Interesting,” the wizard mumbled. “How did we miss this before?”

The oracle shrugged. “What does it say?”

Rahab invited the others to gather around with a wave. “Musings of an ex-stone giant transmuter.” A devil-grin, and then he began to translate from the Giant tongue. “‘Who were the ‘Illuminated?’ Heroes of Xin? Later? Enemies of the Runelords, though unclear if they later fell and joined them.’”

“Does that mean anything to anyone?” Kara looked around intently. “What else?”

The conjurer returned to the parchment. “References here to weapons and great magics, including . . . hmm . . . .”

“Including what?” Gloriana pursued. “Rahab?”

The wizard folded his arms, and punctuated with pauses. “Including armor . . . and a book . . . and boots. Also a bag of some kind, possibly a backpack.” A glance at Lem. “There are gloves named in concert with the boots. A trident? A helm or hat? And . . . oh, let us see, what else? Of course! . . . A shield.”

Everyone looked at Abby. Abby looked at Avenger.

Rahab continued. “That reference has an addendum: ‘Scouts report a shield bearing a star seen in the company of rumored heroes among the small folk.’”

Someone gave a low whistle.


“We’ve been spied upon,” Lem grimaced.

“We knew that,” noted Kara.

The wizard nodded. “The scrying, although it seems other methods were employed, as well.”

Abby frowned at Mokmurian’s severed and blasted head. “Who’re you calling ‘rumored?’”

Gloriana suppressed a smile. “Is there more?”

“There is, indeed, including a dragon and a blade,” Rahab said.

Lem held up his hands. “Wait. What about the reference to the gear?”

Kara: “What about it?”

“Too much coincidence: It’s clearly about our stuff!”

Gloriana deployed her matronly smile. “We don’t really know who these items—”

“Oh, yes we do,” the wizard interjected. “Lem is right.” Conjurer and gardener exchanged a single nod. “The Book of the Strange is mine.”

Abby tapped Avenger. “I don’t see anyone else’s name on it.”

An oracle’s eye-roll: “Abby, I don’t see your name on it, either.”

“Well . . . I’m the one who has it now.”

Lem leveled a stare at Gloriana. “Are you saying you’d happily part with Heartplate if someone came along and claimed it?”

“Really,” the oracle parried, “we are getting ahead of ourselves. I simply meant—”

“I thought so.”

“You know nothing about it, Lem!”

“And you do?”

Kara sighed. “Children . . . .”

Rahab clasped his hands behind his back and hung his head. “Do you want to hear about the dragon and the blade, or not?”

Oracle and gardener glared a moment, and possibly a face was made, before attention returned to the conjurer, who cleared his throat. “‘Let the dragon keep the blade to hoard for now. He fears the black metal. It may be connected to the Illuminated, but not an item of true power. Rumors of the heroes Karzoug fears: related. . . ?’”

A silence. Gloriana: “More?”

Rahab shook his head. They still had not discovered the password to circumvent the trap on the bronze door.


In the end, Gloriana ventured the chant of communion with the dead, only to find Mokmurian’s ghost had already passed beyond the realm where such magic abided.2

The companions girded themselves in a host of spells, and they made their way back to the long, coiled passage that had granted them access to the lower reaches. Lem scouted ahead, and nearing the top heard sounds of distant battle. More proximal noise revealed deep, gravelly voices shouting. He returned to his friends.

“We’re close to where we killed the trolls. There are stone giants shouting, and beyond them is a fight.”

Abby drew her sword, braced her shield, and flexed her mighty legs.

“Wait,” cautioned Kara, and handed something to Rahab. The wizard looked at the small vial and nodded, then invoked a spell of flight. When he drank the liquid, he vanished.


Hovering unseen above the argument, Rahab listened intently. Conna the Wise faced three other stone giants and a lamia. The leader among the opposition was named Galenmir, as far as the wizard could tell, and the heart of the conflict was Galenmir’s insistence that Conna stand aside, while the matron countered that there was no point in trusting Mokmurian to lead if he could not fight his own battles.

“We stand with the Warlord!”

“What claim to the title has he who cannot stand himself?”

“You do not know what transpires!”

“I know enough to respect the word of my son, who bid us all remain at this stratum, that he might demonstrate his leadership.”

“Our kin lie dead in the halls, and two dragons besides, and you would hesitate where Lord Mokmurian would act!”

“And you would betray Mokmurian’s command!”

The temptation to conjure an apocalypse in acid was so great the wizard had to clench his fists near-to-bleeding in order to resist. He whispered down the magical link to the others. “Conna fights a war of words with others loyal to Mokmurian. I suspect the moment for a demonstration is now.”

In the darkness of the passageway, that demonstration turned into golden fire and began to stride forward holding the severed head of a petty tyrant.


She had evoked the magic of all languages, and as she came into sight she held the head as high as she could. “Mokmurian is no more!”

Four stone giants fell to their knees. The lamia fled. For a few precious seconds, the leader in the Valley of the Black Tower was a queen made of gilded flame.3

1 Characters had leveled up to 12th.

2 Read: Made his Will save. Nice trick, for a dead guy.

3 Glo’s Diplomacy check came in at 38, and her follow up Sense Motive check was a critical success, swelling Hollywood strings and all.

Book V, Chapter 21: Heal
Love And Other Ghosts, Renewed

Rahab passed the next six hours in conversation with the clockwork. Among the construct’s languages there also included the Iron Tongue of Dis and All The Hells. The wizard began by quizzing the librarian on the proportions of the room, analyzing dimensions, ranges, and geometries. Further query led to the revelation that extra-dimensional travel within the library was impossible, and though the clockwork did not know, the conjurer hypothesized that extradimensional travel into the chamber from without was also prohibited. The proportion and quality of magic enveloping the space almost certainly ensured it. There also followed careful discussion about the extent of the catalog, subjects therein, the method of ordering, and similar esoterica. At one point Rahab had to explain that Escher posed no threat to the precious collected materials. The entire conversation took place on the far side of the library so as not to disturb his companion’s sleep.

But at least I can converse without recourse to spell! It was the smallest victory, but in his blindness it felt triumphant indeed.


Among the others, Abby awoke first, as she often did. Rahab heard heavy footfalls approach, the soft ring of steel over creak of leather.

“Good morning.”

Abby knelt next to where the wizard sat with his back to the marble wall. “How’d you get over here?”

“With difficulty.”

“What happened?”

“I woke up blind. And then I discovered that the librarian speaks languages other than Thassilonian?”

“Like what?”

“Draconic and Infernal, to name but two. There are others.”

“You’ve been up all night talking to the thing?”

“Extracting information.”

“What have you learned?”

“Much, and much more yet to learn. We should take some time today to make further inquiries.”

“We need to find the prisoners.”

“When that is complete, then.”

“When that is complete, you will teleport them home.”

“Abby, I regret being the one to tell you this, but I’m BLIND!”

“You can’t teleport blind?”

“I cannot read my books to memorize the spells!”

“Oh. Right.” A weighty silence followed. Finally: “I learned something, too.”

The wizard inclined his head. “Pray tell.”

“Fighting in that room with the strange curves and no edges: It was difficult to get the distances right.”

“Mayhap also your magical diminishment contributed?”

“Maybe,” the warrior mused, “but I was thinking about the fight with the Hounds, and then Mokmurian, and I figured out some things about the spacing, the distances, and focusing in battle.”

“Go on.”

“Avenger is always there. I’m so used to it that I almost forgot, but in those two fights I wasn’t using the shield in the same way. I was looking out, do you know what I mean?”

The wizard rolled his head back and forth against the wall.

“I mean, I was trying to figure out the battle from all the distances and everything: the curves, the strange feeling that the walls disappeared on either side whenever looking straight ahead. I was trying to build the room in my mind, instead of starting from my own view.”

“I begin to understand,” Rahab murmured.

“The fight isn’t out there coming at me. I need to remember the fight starts at me.”

Rahab lingered in silent thought. Then: “Avenger is always there.”


“Yesterday’s events served as reminder and redoubling of first principles in your martial skill.”

“Yes. I think.”

“Let us all strive for such renewal.”

Abby looked over her shoulder to where the others had begun to rouse. “C’mon,” she slid an arm around the conjurer and began to help him stand. “Let’s go see what the others learned.”

As they strolled arm-in-arm Rahab suddenly laughed and groped along her improbable arm and shoulder.

“Abby! Your stature returned!”


The warrior seated the conjurer in one of the chairs. Lem voiced sympathy that Abby’s size had reverted to its normal, inferior state, then began to hand out rations for a cold breakfast. Gloriana greeted everyone, hugged the burly warrior, then linked arms with Kara and led the alchemist around to the northern arc of the room, away from the others.

“What is it?” Kara whispered. “Is Abby well?”

“Abby is fine. The magic wore off. She is back to size.”

“Why lead me here? Where are the others?”

“We will rejoin them shortly. I needed to speak with you alone, first.”

“Is something wrong?” Kara suddenly whipsawed her head, the panic of blindness finally become too much to hold at bay with her own, incredible will.

“Shh. Shh. Everything is fine. I’m here. I need to tell you something, and I have to whisper it, and then we can go back to the others.”

The alchemist slowly calmed. “What is it?”

“Something the haunts told me. Now, listen . . .”

Gloriana’s lips at Kara’s ear shaped air into light, thought into warmth, love into vision.


The alchemist stood still for a long time. She faced the gentle curve of the library’s wall. It was difficult to see, not because she was blind, but because sight had returned, and with it tears to fill her eyes.

Gloriana draped her arm around Kara’s shoulder until the elf finally remembered human custom and turned into the oracle’s embrace.

“That is a potent magic,” the alchemist ventured when her quiet weeping finally waned.

Gloriana nodded gravely.

Kara looked around, eyes lingering on the lights, the furnishings, the marble, the well of lore, the clockwork librarian about its duties, the faces of her friends. “Does your manifestation of the spell require privacy?”

“No, but it is new, and I was not entirely sure . . . what it might do.”

“The feeling is . . .”


“I was your test subject, then?”

“No. You are my friend.”

“Ah. Rahab has been . . .”

Gloriana sighed. “I was afraid that if I tried it, and his sight did not return . . .”

The alchemist nodded. “I am delighted to confirm the magic’s efficacy.”

The oracle squeezed Kara’s hands. “I am so glad,” and her smile was a sight to behold.

The alchemist returned the gesture, and then looked across the room at the others. “It is still a risk.”

“I think the return of his vision will—”

“That is not what I mean.”

A pause. “I know.”

“A sensation like that . . . Glori, if I had never even known you, and you restored me from blindness, and it felt like that . . . I think I might fall in love, and that is no trivial thing for an elf.”

The oracle said nothing.

“When you cast it, do it here, as you did with me. I will engage the others in conversation.”

“It is just healing.”

“Glori, you are about to return a faculty that allows him to read, to study, to learn, to engage with magic, to realize his power.”

Again, the oracle said nothing.

“And that is after how he already feels . . .”

“It is just . . . healing.”

“It is more than that, and you know it.”

Gloriana glanced at the long table.

Realization struck the alchemist, exothermic and chain-reacting, bringing a smile to her face, silver to the oracle’s gold. “By The Brightness! Glori! You’re not worried about him.”

“I . . . I don’t—”

“You have nothing to fear. You are the strongest human I have ever known. And I think Rahab knows that, too.”

“He is—”

“Yes,” Kara nodded, “he is. You two are going to be fine.” She left the remark there and slowly began to walk to the others, gazing around at everything, and finding it all beautiful.


“Why are we at remove?”

A gentle hand at his chest startled him, and another caressed his cheek. “I want to tell you what the ghosts said.”

In his ears pulsed a hum. Wit he found absent, cynicism departed, sarcasm abandoned. “Something good?”

“Yes.” A scent of rain-touched jasmine, and roses, and faintest campfire carried the word. Hum became heartbeat. She shared a story, a song, a haunted dream that was ancient, immense memory greater than the language it inhabited. The sound had heat.

And then she was there, eyes azure, all he could see. Gloriana leaned closer, or Rahab did, and when it happened they were only two people, and the only two people for thousands of miles around, the only two people in all the world.

Book V, Chapter 20: Library

Abby and Lem were already leaning into the great bronze panel under all their strength as oracle, alchemist, and wizard crossed the threshold. The door closed with agonizing slowness and eerie quiet. When it finally latched the five held collective breath, waiting for some sign.

There was a sound, but it came from the room, not the doorway.

“What is it?” Rahab whispered, one arm entwined in Gloriana’s, the other hand clutching Ravenous Umbra.

“A broken toy,” muttered Abby.

Alchemist and wizard spoke together: “What?”

“She’s right,” the oracle offered softly. “It looks vaguely like a humanoid, shaped in metal and clockwork, and it has difficulty walking.

Lem had kept his eye on the door, just in case. Finally satisfied that closing the portal prevented the arrival of another light howler, the gardener turned to see. “It’s a construct, I think.”

Again, Kara and Rahab: “Hostile?”

The noise of whirring gears and metal on stone neared and stopped. A voice echoed in unknown language, vibrations rattling within ferrous chambers bellowed by copper lungs.

“No,” Abby said, “just incomprehensible.”

“Not exactly,” murmured Gloriana.

Rahab patted the oracle’s arm happily. “You have magic of translation.1 Excellent! What did the construct say?”

The oracle carefully relayed: “‘Which volume of lore would you like me to retrieve for you? There are currently twenty-four thousand four hundred and ninety-one volumes, scrolls, pamphlets, and unbound manuscripts available. Please indicate your wish by author, title, subject, or date of acquisition by the Therassic Monastery.’”

The grip on her arm suddenly increased tenfold, and her heart broke a little.

“Lore?” A tremor took the wizard’s voice. “Twenty-four thousand four hundred and ninety-one volumes of lore? Where are we, Gloriana?” His face twisted and turned frantically, sightless eyes desperate and useless.

For a long time the oracle did not want to answer. The warm glow from numerous crystal lanterns fell gently over the circular room. Long wooden tables and comfortably appointed chairs surrounded a great, central shaft descending deep into the brilliantly polished marble floor. Within the cylinder ranged wide, sturdy shelves, and not a single space stood empty of parchment, book, scroll, text, or illuminated page. The construct waited with eternal patience.

Abby caught Gloriana’s eye. Do you want me to tell him?

The oracle shook her head sadly. “I am sorry, Rahab,” she sighed. “It is a library.”

Anguish incandescent.


The wizard’s grasp on Gloriana’s arm became a trembling claw. “What do you see?”

In her experience as a healer, as an adventurer, as a Soul of The Road, the oracle had heard many sentient creatures beg. Sometimes they begged for money, sometimes for mercy; sometimes they begged for a kiss, sometimes they begged for forgiveness; sometimes they begged for relief from pain, or the return of their dead child, or for a quiet moment in which to die. Rahab’s question tore all the way through her, shrugging past an echelon of mischievous haunts as a whale through water. The query landed in her heart with a weight to drag her into the very stone below her feet, and it was made of relentless agony that threatened to become its own restless ghost.

“I can describe the room, if you like.” Her voice sounded hundreds of miles away.

“Please . . . ” he whispered, and he suddenly seemed ancient, and bent under terrible burden.

Abby swallowed hard. Lem’s jaw worked, and he looked away in silence.


The oracle gave quiet account of what she could see.

“The well . . .” murmured Rahab.


“The volumes there . . . .”


A croak: “The—the construct . . . .”

Gloriana leaned close to Rahab’s ear, and he felt the question more than he heard it, gentle, warm, and soft. “What would you like me to ask?”

The flood of cognition and emotion threatened to overwhelm, as if thought was an experience heretofore unknown, and now he stood lost within the vaults of the mind, frightened by all the possibility of loss, where he had never felt such fear before.

This is what it feels like to go mad.


Kara still linked to Gloriana’s other arm, and the oracle felt movement. A quick glance showed the alchemist’s free hand carefully walking along one of her belts, pausing periodically as though a creature tracking scent. After some hesitation, Kara plucked a vial free from a leather loop and held it forth. Gloriana was nonplussed.

“Take the vial and give it to Rahab,” said the alchemist. The oracle carefully cradled the container and maneuvered it to the conjurer’s blind grasp.

The wizard’s voice was a shudder. “What is it?”

“Yetretiarmedem. Soosh ulvor drinom muthandiatar,”2 Kara replied.

“Your magnificence is unequaled among the Mierani!” Greedily the conjurer drank the potion, and when realization of the clockwork librarian’s language became clear he could not decide if this was better or worse.

“What is this place?” Rahab whispered to Gloriana to translate through her magic. Thus began a conversation among three parts that did not sum to a whole.

Clicks and buzzes responded. “This is the library of the Therassic monastery.”

Rahab to Gloriana to the librarian: “Who last ventured into the library?”

“A stone giant called Mokmurian.”

“The door’s abjuration requires a password to transcend?”


“What is the word?”

“I do not have that information.”

“What manner of being emerges when the door is breached without the proper word?”

“A shining child.”

Giddiness a riot now in the wizard’s stomach. He felt ridiculous, unbidden mirth shaking him: not delight, but fragility; the mind’s desperate defense against insanity. He fought against the sensation, and still the spears of blindness stabbed in torment. Focus. Think of a question. Work THROUGH this. THINK!

“The door’s abjuration: Is it a feature of Mokmurian’s magic?”

“No. The abjuration predates Mokmurian.”

“How old is it?”

“I do not have that information.”

“Describe your knowledge of the library.”

Gloriana frowned and turned to the wizard on her arm. “It does not hurt to say ‘please,’ Rahab.”

Blind eyes blinked above a psychotic grin. “The construct has no ego to wound, Gloriana. Its consciousness is imposed externally by the magic that binds it, and does not exist independently. You might as well petition one of your burning rays, or one of my evocations of fire.”

In the subsequent silence a sightless head waited, then bobbed. “Librarian?” Eventually the oracle took up the translation.

“How may I assist?”

“What do you feel when I address you?”

Whirring gears churned. “I do not understand your query. Please rephrase.”

“What emotion do you experience when I speak to you?”

Noises again, clicks and pauses and hums, a longer silence. “Would you like a catalog of those texts discussing the subjects of sensation, emotion, and perception?”

“No. Your response has illustrated my point.” Strained visage angled blindly in Gloriana’s direction, something tragic and grotesque in the movement.

The librarian buzzed: “Are you a visiting scholar?”

“I am,” Rahab replied after forcing back a mad laugh, “or I would be, had I not been struck blind by the library’s security system!”

The clockwork helpfully suggested petitioning a member of the order for redress of any difficulty. That portion of the conjurer’s mind not teetering on collapse found some strength not to weep, or rage, or howl.

“Librarian,” the wizard resumed, enunciating with distinct tremor, “describe your knowledge of the library.”

“I maintain catalog of titles, subjects, authors, dates of acquisition, and cross-references of same. I also know the locations of all materials in the library, organized according to methods established by the Therassic order.”

Rahab beckoned into emptiness. “Abby, display Avenger to the librarian.” Then, after a moment: “Please.”

The warrior looked skeptical, but did as bidden. The wizard resumed his questions through Gloriana: “Do you recognize this aegis?”

“No,” the librarian chirped.

“Do you recognize this carapace?” A clumsy pat fluttered at Gloriana’s shoulder.


“Regard the halfling’s boots. Do you know them?”


Rahab flailed at his pack, knelt, and struggled to pull The Book of the Strange free from the interior entirely by feel. He held the tome aloft like a priest at ritual. “Librarian, do you recognize this book?”

“I have seen it before, but do not know its author, subject, or date of publication. It is not part of the catalog.”

“Under what circumstances—and with whom or what—did you see this book?”

“One claiming ownership of that book came to peruse the library’s lore.”


Clicks and clatter accompanied some measure of calculation. When the clockwork responded, the reply made no sense, not even through the magic of translation.

Gloriana laid a hand on the kneeling wizard’s shoulder. “What does that mean?”

“I do not know. The inability of the magic to translate suggests that the meaning does not correspond to the words.”

Abby shook her head. “Not getting any clearer, Rahab.”

Kara raised her own blind visage in announcement: “It means that the words are recognizable, but there is no meaning that corresponds to understanding in Glori and Rahab. The librarian cites a calendar to which we have neither access nor reference.”

The warrior looked at Lem, and the gardener just shrugged and shook his head.

Rahab pursued: “Librarian, was the book’s owner human?”


“Did the owner use the book while in the library?”


“In what manner?”

“Some magic of the book allowed the owner to make copies of several volumes in the catalog.”

“By what method?”

“I do not have that information.”

The conjurer lapsed into silence, eventually struggling to return The Book of the Strange to his backpack. After a few moments Abby could stand by no more, and strode to help. Rahab’s ragged rictus flashed once more. “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome.” The warrior looked up at Gloriana, but the oracle only gave a sad smile.

As the wizard gingerly resumed his feet, Gloriana slipped her arm once more around his. Rahab continued. “Librarian, for what purpose did the stone giant Mokmurian venture here?”

“He requested texts.”

“On what subjects?”

“History of Thassilon.”



“And he took the books hence?”

“No. He made copies.”

“By hand?”

“By magic.”

“Can you name the spell or method?”

“I do not have that inf—”

But the wizard was already waving irritably. “Yes, yes, of course.”


Rahab stood silent, head bowed. Gloriana could feel his pulse hammering along the length of his arm, and his whole body shivered.

“The shield, the armor, the boots, and the book I referenced previously:” the conjurer resumed. “Do you have lore relating to them?”

Whirs, clicks, a faint whine: “No.”

“Do you have a basic primer on the Thassilonian language?”

“We have forty-seven different works related to fostering Thassilonian language development in children.”

“Please retrieve the two most comprehensive of such works.”

Those with sight watched the clockwork librarian scuttle to the well’s edge and navigate down and around with all four limbs, a strange, spider-like sculpture in metal on errand.

Rahab leaned close to the person he could feel but could not see. “By what mechanism does the construct locomote?”


“Why do you assign it masculine gender?”

The oracle started. “I . . . don’t know. I—”

“Never mind. Its movement . . .”

“ . . . It . . . walks on two legs, but has some difficulty. It has suffered some damage, I think.”

“Damage, or decay?”

“Perhaps both?”

“The condition of the metal: Polished? Patina? Scratched?”

“Yes. Signs of wear. What are you thinking?”

“I suspect it is ancient, as is the chamber in which we now convene, if only I could see it! The librarian is a relic of Thassilon and this ‘Therassic order.’ More than ten-thousand years have gone, and even a construct may decline, with time.”

“Have you heard of this ‘Therassic order?’”

“Against all likelihood.”


“Conversation with Quink.”

Gloriana quietly nodded as if to say, Of course.

The grip at her arm tightened. “Gloriana. My vision . . . Kara’s— . . . your healing magic . . . can . . . is there . . . ?”

The wizard felt her voice at his ear, quiet, mournful, yet still sunlit. “I am sorry, Rahab. I can do nothing right now, for my power is greatly diminished with our efforts. Have hope. Tomorrow I converse with my ancestors.”

His reply, ragged and rent: “I . . . all is . . . how—?”

Her whisper became a snowfall’s softness, and a smile he could not see wrapped around words only he could hear. “Do not worry: My ancestors like you.”


They rested for a bit. Gloriana led Kara and Rahab to one of the long tables and seated them in two of the upholstered chairs. Abby and Lem walked a perimeter looking for concealed secrets. Down in the well the librarian made slow progress around the shelves.

Warrior and gardener reported back. “Nothing.”

“I have lost track of time,” Kara said, “and that is disconcerting. How long has it been since we broke camp?”

“You mean at the river,” asked Lem, “or in Conna’s Mausoleum of Weirdness and Necrophilia?”

“The river.”

The gardener closed his eyes and folded his arms. After a minute’s silence he speculated: “Gauging precisely while underground is impossible, but let’s call it the second afternoon bell.” He glanced around with a shrug. Abby nodded agreement.

“Can we stay here?” Gloriana wondered.

The warrior frowned. “What about the giants?”

“And the prisoners,” added Kara.

“It has been some time since we left Conna,” reasoned the oracle, “and still nothing has ventured down to follow us. They fear Mokmurian, and his magic, and his domain.”

The gardener scratched his chin. “I suppose it’s also possible they think we made a full circuit of the level above, and then escaped back through the cave system the way we came in.”

Kara’s blind head tilted. “Hit and run?”

“It’s how I would wage a small unit fight against a camped army.” Lem found his stride. “Stay at the perimeter, pick off the outskirts, find the weak point, penetrate for maximum damage, retreat into the shadows. I bet that valley is running wild with giants right now, patrolling for something that isn’t there.”

“That still leaves the villagers, though,” Abby sighed. “What if the giants have decided to take revenge on the prisoners?”

“I do not think so,” the oracle countered. “The kidnapped villagers are a direct result of Mokmurian’s order to Teraktinus and the war band. If Lem is right and they think we have fled, they will await Mokmurian’s word, and in the meantime keep watch on the valley. If, on the other hand, they think we ventured down, then likely they await news of our defeat. I think that—as long as the giants do not know what has happened—the villagers are alive.”

The warrior crossed her brawny arms. “There are a lot of ‘ifs’ in there, Glo.”

“No, I feel this: The prisoners are alive. Tonight we recover our strength, and tomorrow we help Conna reclaim command of the valley. Then we find and secure the villagers. With the giants subdued or dispersed, removing the Sandpointers to safety should be easier.”

Metal clattered on stone, gears whirred, ratchets clicked. The clockwork stopped at Gloriana and held forth one book and one scroll. When Abby reached to retrieve them she found the librarian’s grip undiminished.

The warrior glanced at oracle and wizard. “What’s going on?”

Rahab’s head twisted back and forth furiously and his hands clutched the chair arms. “What do you see?”

“The construct brought something, but won’t let it go.”

The wizard put hands to his temples. “Ah, yes. Gloriana must take them.”


“It was she who delivered my request. The librarian’s magic only comprehends the request as hers, not as having translated from me.”

The oracle approached the clockwork and gently reached for the items. When her hands closed around them, the metallic fingers withdrew gently. “Thank you,” she said. The clockwork made no reply, but only resumed its vigilant wait. Gloriana gently placed the works on the table in front of Kara and Rahab, and a gloom overcame her as she watched the wizard scrabble to touch them, hand trembling along a book spine, hefting the weight.

“Expertly bound,” he murmured, holding his ear close as he opened the book and listened to the flutter of pages past his thumb. “The condition feels superb. There must be some . . . some additional magic here, something that limits or displaces the entropy of time.” A stagger to his words prompted grave looks from warrior and oracle. The gardener shuffled uncomfortably.

“Gloriana, if you please?” the conjurer intoned, then angled toward the sound of softly ticking gears. “Librarian? Do you ever venture out of this chamber?”


“Did Mokmurian demonstrate fluency in the Thassilonain language?”


“Literacy as well?”


“Are there any maps of this structure, including the library and other portions of the Therassic monastery, within the catalog?”


The wizard announced to the air: “Does anyone else have any other queries at present? No?” He addressed the clockwork via Gloriana once more: “That will be all for now.”

Whirrs and clicks in answer: “Simply ask again if you need anything.” The sound of metal footsteps on stone tapped out of earshot.

Rahab suddenly felt an immense exhaustion that made the overnight in burning Sandpoint luxurious by comparison.


They gathered around the table. Abby and Lem perched cross-legged on the surface, and Gloriana dragged another chair nearby.

“The furnishings are humanoid sized,” the oracle observed.

“The Therassic monks,” began the wizard, “were mostly human, though other humanoid species congregated among their number, as well. The monastery was not likely built with giant-kin in mind, or at least not those portions set aside specifically for the order. Recall Conna’s concern. Little suggests that giants in the Thassilonian Empire occupied positions other than servitude, at best.”

Lem had begun to find his present enemy’s circumstances increasingly complex, and he hated when that happened. Digging deep enough into Thassilon would reveal—the gardener suspected—its whole sordid history rife with humans and their sins. Why could they not do the decent thing and simply stay dead?

Abby frowned. None of this made any sense. “Why are giants flocking to the service of some sort of Thassilonian tyrant, then?”

“There are always those who seek to serve tyranny,” Gloriana exhaled sadly, “imagining themselves exempt from the worst excesses and indignities. The most dangerous illusion in autocracy is the complacent imagination that whatever befalls thee shall not befall me. It is one of the oldest lies we tell ourselves.”

Across the table, a blind wizard nodded emphatically.

The warrior sounded indignant: “Why do we tell ourselves lies?”

“The path of least resistance,” offered Kara, useless eyelids shut against stimuli no longer detectable. “Confronting lies—one’s own, especially—is one of the most difficult things for a sentient being to do.”

“I hate lying,” Abby grumbled.

Rahab cackled, a sound not entirely secured to stable cognitive surface. “Careful that in asserting such you do not embody the very quality you despise.”

“I am not.” Gauntleted fists settled on the table with all the quiet of a rhinoceros at the charge.

“Alright,” Gloriana cooed. “We are all tired, and at our limits.”

The wizard refused to let the moment pass. “Abby, much as I admire you and value your friendship, one of the boldest lies any of us tells is that we eschew lies ourselves. We all lie, in some fashion or another.”

Lem leveled a dagger gaze. “Don’t lay that human shit on me.”

Abby’s own challenge stepped past that of the gardener. “That means you, too, Rahab, and yet I have never known you to lie to me.”

Again the unsettling chuckle as blind eyes gazed upon nothing. “Perhaps that is because to others I make every effort of honesty, and in turn lie only to myself.”

A tense silence descended. Kara broke the mood. “This is the kind of discussion I would much rather have at the townhouse in Magnimar, on a rain-soaked night, after the second cup of wine, and everyone’s bed within stumbling distance.”

Gloriana reached out and gently clasped the alchemist’s hand in thanks.


They camped in the library. Some debate arose as to setting a watch, but eventually the nervous assertions of Rahab, Kara’s muted aloofness, and calm placation on the part of Gloriana suggested that little else in the valley was likely to pass the trapped portal and catch them unawares.

Rahab awoke in two hours regardless, under the influence of The Book of the Strange. He sat up helplessly in his blanket on the marble floor of the library, his back and limbs stiff. A slow terror crept in his heart. He dared not move. Abby had helped him lie down and settle, and he did not know where in the chamber he was. He had a vague sense that the others were near, and that to his right loomed the well of lore, but neither offered enough certainty to settle trepidation. He kept waiting for his eyes to adjust, but the darkness never changed, and remembered realization was a wave of despair. Escher emerged from his pocket and nuzzled against the conjurer’s hand, a small but powerful comfort.

In a soft voice Rahab began to recite basic principles of arcane spell lore, lessons long inscribed in his mind through study and practice. For an additional degree of challenge, he conducted the exercise in the language of dragons, forcing as firm an intellectual rigor on his sanity as he could muster.

A sound reached his ears, shuddering metal, and a disembodied voice in darkness. Words tumbled out of nothing, each uttered in Draconic, each a thunderbolt launched into the unquiet depths of the wizard’s awareness.

“How may I assist?”3

Hope was the possibility of dawn, however hidden by cloud.

1 Gloriana had a tongues spell active.

2 Translated from Elvish: “Comprehension. Assuming my count is correct.
Kara gave Rahab a potion of comprehend languages. Like finding water in a desert.

3 It turns out that among the clockwork librarian’s languages was Draconic. Rahab had the ability to conduct unmitigated conversation the whole time, but he did not think of it because he was fighting a desperate rear-guard action against going crazy.

Book V, Chapter 19: The Bronze Door
Shining Child

Lem spoke first: “What in the Nine Hells was that?”

“That,” Rahab frowned, “was the voice of Karzoug, of Xin-Shalast . . . astonishing . . .”

“Why is that familiar?” Abby asked.

“We saw an artistic representation of Xin-Shalast in the cavern of the giant crab underneath Thistletop.”

The warrior’s eyes grew wide with flooded memory. “Oh, shit!”

“Indeed. Moreover, the illusion we spotted in the lower chambers of Thistletop, before we met the greater barghest? I see no reason now to doubt those were images of Karzoug, as were the statues at the Storval Stairs: the Azlanti that scried us in Quink’s cottage.”

Gloriana’s jaw tightened. “That was Karzoug?”

“I believe so, and only now—too late—do I realize that the Sihedron medallion must have been the focus for his divination. We carried the means for Karzoug to spy on us all the way from Hook Mountain to the very village that would become target for Teraktinus.”

Abby shook, a fury building in her to light a second sun in the sky. “We carried . . . ?”

Kara stepped close and gracefully embraced the warrior. “Abby, we could not have known.”

The conjurer shook his head: “I could have,” and his voice held no boast.

Gloriana’s heart caught in her throat. “Rahab—”

“No. I bear my share of responsibility in this regard. What use is an intellect insufficiently deployed? Have I not argued that very case against Quink? I made a basic—and significant—mistake: I pushed ever deeper, trying to uncover more information.”

“That is no mistake,” urged Kara.

“That part, no. My error was in failing to periodically recover and re-survey the ground to evaluate the possibility of maneuvers in counterpoise. I allowed us to transport the beacon of Sandpoint’s burning.” The conjurer locked gazes with Abby. “I did not safeguard our flanks.”

A long silence ensued.

“I am sorry.”

Kara looked mournful. “If that is your error, then I share it, for neither did I see the danger.”

Lem sheathed his daggers and regarded the wizard with a careful stare. “I’ve been waiting to hear a human say that all my life.”

Rahab looked surprised. “Surely I am not the first.”

“No,” the gardener replied, “but I’ve been waiting for them to sound like they actually mean it.”


They relocated to the audience hall. The poison cloud and obscuring mists had vanished when the stone giant’s magic ended.

“By all the gods,” Abby shook her head. “Karzoug is real . . .”

“Real, or real enough,” Rahab mused.

Lem hooked his thumbs into Prowling Cat. “What do you mean?”

The wizard stroked his goatee thoughtfully. “It remains possible that the image, the idea—even just the name—of Karzoug is a cover, or ruse, for something else. Perhaps it does not ultimately matter, but if it truly is Karzoug . . .”

“That would make him more than ten-thousand years old,” Kara finished quietly.

Rahab nodded. “And a survivor of Earthfall.”

Abby hung Avenger on her back. “That’s bad, right?”

“His power must be immense . . . .”

Gloriana closed the distance and laid a hand on Rahab’s arm. “What do you think this all means?”

The wizard refocused. “We just moved closer to the root of the mystery we have followed since goblins attacked the Swallowtail Festival.”

That feels like a lifetime ago, the oracle thought.

The wizard gestured in the direction of the chamber with the blackened corpse that had been Mokmurian. “And we did not take a timid step. We leaped.”

Abby looked doubtful. “Is that bad?”

“We clarify murky waters, even as they deepen, and that is . . . complex. We have been in increasing danger, but two minutes ago we crossed into peril the likes of which Avistan has not seen in ten millennia.”

Quietly: “Oh.”


Gloriana cast a variety of healing magics on the party, gradually returning them to health and banishing the effects of the deadly poison Mokmurian had conjured. Lem drank a restorative potion and then began a slow, judicious search of the room. Abby and Kara stood guard at the doorway while the oracle met Rahab in counsel at the center of the chamber.

“What was Mokmurian?” Gloriana asked.

“A transmuter, I think. His spellbooks should confirm it, if we find them.”

“Karzoug . . . do you think he could be undead?”

Rahab tilted his head: “A possibility I had not considered. Interesting. I would not have assigned that condition to the image I saw in Quink’s cottage, but powerful undead may employ illusion with mastery. Your guess is as good as mine.”

Gloriana nodded wearily in the direction of the other room. “We will have to take something back to show Conna.”

“I recommend consulting Kara in that regard.”

“Where do you think the villagers are held?”

Rahab shook his head and sighed. “The confines of the fortress on the valley floor, perhaps? Down here?” He spread his arms helplessly.

Gently: “I am sorry.”

The wizard looked confused. “For what?”

“Vinder. Your promise. The prisoners may not even be alive. Shayliss—”

“On the contrary,” Rahab replied quietly, “I have begun to hope.”

The oracle evinced surprise. “Because we defeated Mokmurian?”

“Because you give it to me.” The conjurer held her gaze a moment, and then turned and strode to the dais.


A click, and the lock on the iron-bound chest easily surrendered. Lem and Abby lifted the heavy lid. Eldritch light reflected off bejeweled pieces, books and scrolls, and a field of gold coins seeded with generous portions of platinum.

“I love my work,” the gardener murmured.

A quick scan of Rahab’s magical detection had the wizard nodding. “There is much here to peruse.”

Lem exhaled an appreciative breath. “At a glance, I’d say we’re looking at ten thousand or more in gold, plus whatever the platinum tallies. As far as the necklace and the ivory—”

“Four thousand,” Kara interjected, “and another fifteen-hundred.”

“And the books?” the gardener glanced over his shoulder at Rahab.

“A proper valuation will take more time, but this, for example,” the conjurer drew forth one of the volumes and showed its spine, “is The Tabulation of Spheres, by d’Elzhe, dating more than two-and-a-half centuries ago. It is a work on magical theory, of which there are twelve known copies, including three in the libraries of Egorian, and I see no reason to suspect this is anything but genuine. It is worth five hundred in gold alone. As to the others, I will have to examine them.”

“We’ll have to come back for much of this, I think,” observed Gloriana. Nods of agreement signaled around the party.

“What else?” inquired the warrior.

Lem reached into the container. “Two scrolls.” Oracle took one, wizard took the other.

“Excellent!” cried Rahab as he carefully scanned the initial lines and perimeter markings to establish the nature of the spell. “The divination to contact planes beyond the limits of our own. This is an excellent addition!” His devil-grin had returned, and he looked to Gloriana.

“Arcane,” shrugged the oracle, and passed the rolled parchment to the wizard. When he unfurled it, his eyes widened. The others looked, nervous, expectant.

“Good?” ventured the alchemist.

Rahab was silent a long time. Then: “Ethu Tharven deth Eptemion.”

Gloriana looked puzzled. “The Lesser Realignment of Reality?”1

But Kara only covered her mouth with one hand as the wizard gaped, his expression a voyage to realms previously unvisited and imagined only in dreams.


They found other items, as well, including a wand, and a magical bag evincing greater volume within than defined by the cloth’s exterior, and a pair of goggles in leather set with carefully polished slices of rock crystal. The club that Mokmurian had wielded, and which Abby dutifully retrieved from the charred corpse, was also enchanted with magic to augment attack as well as store additional spells to be released upon successful strike. It, too, was set aside for later transport, as its size would prove problematic until they could reach their horses or teleport home. They found Mokmurian’s spellbooks within the confines of the magical bag, and a quick perusal confirmed what Rahab had suspected about the stone giant’s scholastic emphasis. A small leather pouch contained a portion of pulverized diamond, valuable in the completion of Gloriana’s restorative chants, while a length of leather connected to a key with pin and bit shaped as a seven-pointed star. They regarded this latter in silence.

“All other things being equal,” Rahab eventually offered, “I find it increasingly remarkable that the ancient civilization revered only this aesthetic. In addition to the elusive inconvenience they represent, the Thassilonians were also dreadfully dull.”

Abby’s brow furrowed. “Hey!”

The wizard rolled his eyes. “Present shields excepted, of course.”

“That star has saved our lives plenty of times,” the warrior grumbled.

Lem grinned. “Best leave it, Abby. You’ll never punch him in the face from where you’re standing.”

“Maybe not,” she replied, and took a step closer to the gardener. “I can punch you, instead.”

Gloriana crossed her arms and leveled a scowl at the two shortest members of the party. “This is why I’ve grown tired of seeing it.”

“Alright,” Kara held up her hands to implore peace. “There is a Sihedron key. Plenty of time to worry about that if we find a Sihedron door. Anything else?”

Lem cast a sidelong smirk at Abby, then turned back to the chest. “Just this.” He drew forth a bundle of cloth, and once more secured Rahab’s undivided attention.


“What is it?” Gloriana asked, eyes on the conjurer.

“A robe of runes. I do not recognize the specific provenance of this particular garment, though some research would reveal the name. By The Hells, the treasure we have uncovered today . . . .” The wizard lapsed into stunned reflection. He reached a hand out to touch the fabric, and the others could see his fingers trembling.

Abby frowned. “Can you use it?”

Rahab startled. “‘Can I use it?’ Of course I can use it! Abby, do you have any idea what this can do?”

The warrior settled contrapposto, slowly crossed her arms, and leveled a trebuchet glare at the wizard. He ignored the posture. “The magic suffusing these robes augments the wearer’s intellect, though not to a degree exceeding my own creation,” and he proudly tapped Encircling Theorem upon his brow. “Moreover, the power within collects an impression of arcane matrices at the moment of resolution and resettles them at will within memory. The scope has limits, of course, as such things necessarily must, but the advantage of recursive casting is not to be ignored!”

“Like sorcerers!” Kara smiled. Rahab’s expression soured immediately, and he began rising discourse on why sorcery was an inferior arcane discipline. The alchemist gently muted his voice in her mind, and glanced at Abby, who had clearly begun to do the same. When the conjurer realized no one there had actually sought admission to the lecture, he uttered a quiet sigh and abandoned the effort. Then, in turnabout, he stripped out of his old robes with typical disdain for decorum.

Having slipped the silken garment over his head, Rahab carefully retrieved Escher and settled the rat into an interior pocket. The drape’s expanse was brilliant red with intricate and complex array of eldritch runes embroidered in contrasting black. Simply donning the cloth excited the wizard’s sense for power, as if a heady mist settled on his skin like the drugged, prismatic breath of a fey dragon exhaling ground fog in a dryad’s dream. Rahab glanced at the chest and saw, nestled among the volumes of spell theory and other esoterica, a leather folder tied with silken ribbon. He plucked the portfolio free. Coins jingled.

Gloriana watched as the conjurer unbound the panels, then asked the question they all carried.

“Something else?”


Rahab laid the sheets upon the field of gold. It required neither cartographer nor strategist to recognize maps of the Lost Coast, plans of movement and battle, inventories of supply, ambitions for captives and plunder. There also numbered an excellent map of the Valley of the Black Tower. With a professorial finger the wizard tapped a portion of the eastern perimeter where a series of sigils in the Giant tongue marked the mountain range like stones on a moor.

“What does that say?” asked Kara.

A pause and a devil’s-grin.



Oracle, alchemist, and warrior left gardener and wizard to catalog the documents. The women gathered at the chamber’s entrance, looking out on the column of soot that had been Mokmurian.

Gloriana sighed. “We will need to take something back to Conna as proof.”

Abby looked skeptical. “She won’t know? I thought she had some kind of special connection or something? What was that conversation you had with her, anyway?”

The oracle sighed. “There are parts of it that make sense, more that don’t. We both recognize the currents among the spirits, but we interpret them from different cultures, different times . . .” She lifted a hand and gestured vaguely at emptiness. “. . . different everything.”

“So she doesn’t know he’s dead?”

“I don’t know, Abby. Some part of me thinks she does, but I also think we should bring something, maybe that club, something . . . something that eliminates all doubt, not just for her, but about us..”

The warrior finally nodded. “I understand.” She strode to the remains and proceeded to hack scorched head from blasted torso.


They left the severed charcoal with the chest and some of the other items they would return to collect, then ventured back to the intersection from the cauldron chamber to the smooth room that had contained the Hounds. At the split they traveled west down a long corridor festooned with dense swathes of runes etched into the beautiful marble. The image of the seven-pointed star featured prominently.

“Staggers the imagination,” mumbled Rahab.

Kara surveyed the surroundings. “The Sihedron star?”

“It borders on the obsessive.”

“Like a cult,” Gloriana mused.

The wizard halted abruptly. “Of course!” He turned to the oracle. “Brilliant! Well spotted. A cult indeed. That explains the utter lack of imagination in the aesthetic.”

“A cult does not automatically preclude aesthetic,” objected Kara. “Now who is being illogical?”

“The aesthetic tends to be univariate, is my point,” Rahab countered. “After all, creativity is the second thing people surrender upon joining.”

“What’s the first?” Abby was genuinely curious.



The hallway culminated in an immense circular door of bronze inlaid with an expanse of silver polished to a mirror’s reflection, the shape of which evoked instant recognition.

Lem carefully scanned the portal for a long time without touching it. “No handles or hinges. The inlay is so finely accomplished that it’s hard to determine where the silver ends and the bronze begins.” He sucked his teeth. “This is a terrible door.”

“Why?” Abby looked uncertain.

By way of response the gardener turned to Rahab. The wizard cast his spell of magical detection and scanned the massive portal.

“Abjuration of significant potency, and a conjuration dweomer, as well. The magics are interlaced, expertly cast.”

The warrior, ruefully: “It’s trapped.”

“Like I said,” Lem folded his arms. “A terrible door.”

“Could we even open it?” Gloriana wondered.

“Take a look.” The gardener stepped aside, allowing the oracle to approach. As she neared she spotted the small section at the very middle of the silver star, an indentation shaped likewise with seven radiant arms, small enough to match a key. Gloriana frowned, and turned to Kara.

“Found your Sihedron door.”


“I should perform another examination,” Lem said, “just to be sure.”

“But it is trapped?” Gloriana redoubled.

“Oh, fuck, yes. Yes. Very trapped. I knew the moment it came into view. The son-of-a-devil-worshipper just confirmed it.” The gardener gestured in Rahab’s direction.

“Well,” maneuvered the oracle, “we’ll gather at the intersection. Let us know if you need anything.”

Furrowed lips, not quite smirk, not quite grimace: “Thanks.”

“You have a better strategy?”

“Yes: You open it.”

Gardener and oracle matched gazes. “Very well,” Gloriana said, extending her open palm. “The key, please.”

Lem sucked his teeth again, sighed, and made a shooing motion with his hands. “Stand back. Nothing can touch me. You four, on the other hand, are walking targets.”

The oracle waited until she turned around to smile.


The gardener spent another couple of minutes thinking over the problem of the door. Given what Rahab had described, and what he was looking at, and what he felt down in the core of his being, he realized that this was not simply a question of circumventing mechanics. Even the wizard’s ability to dispel magic was unlikely to avail them here. This was a trap that could not be disarmed, it could only be muted, and that meant a suppression of some kind, most likely a word of power bound up in the magic that had established the trap long ago.

Time to find out if it can be bypassed once activated. He slotted the key, took a breath . . .

. . . and turned.



Not brilliant and beautiful, like Gloriana in her elemental form, but blistering and harsh, a whiteness that punished even lightning, illumination as sandstorm. There was a scream in the radiance, as well, and at first Lem could not decide if it was from the trap, or his own voice.

Then the light was gone, or at least faded somehow, and a creature hovered in the air at the doorway as the great bronze panel slowly gave way. Human sized, it had a gaunt appearance of silver-white with iridescent glazes washing like oil across the bipedal form. Ropes of what might have been white hair—or tentacles—hung from a head featureless save for a mouth and two eyes, all of which beamed dazzling, intermittent rays. Strange four-fingered hands clutched, distorted two-toed feet drifted lazily above the floor. Energy in waves, or heat, or streams of light burst from the form and painted the rune-carved hall with disorienting flashes. Hooked phalanges reached for the gardener and suddenly recoiled at the perimeter of protective magic the oracle had bestowed upon him. Another scream sounded, reverberating off the bronze door, and Lem’s teeth rattled.

Abby hurtled down the hallway. Gloriana began to move quickly in support, summoning a ghostly ally as she advanced.

And back at the intersection, Kara and Rahab stood dumbstruck, gasping, hands to their faces. Smoke streamed from where their eyes had been.


The protective spell around Abby prevented the alien thing from clawing at the warrior as she intentionally pushed past and into flanking position opposite Lem. The gardener’s knives went to work, canceling his own abjuration, but striking true. The sensation was deeply unsettling, for with each successful strike he could sense the resistance of some body, but what came away on the blades was glittering liquid silver that floated effortlessly on air in bubbling spheres that occasionally spilled lines of light.

Gloriana’s aid coalesced, an upright figure in ancient armor, scimitar unsheathed, helm revealing a saintly visage that became exposed skull at different angle. It closed to attack, but the golden blade made no purchase on the drifting being. The oracle arrived within range of Abby and Lem and summoned a blessing of vigorous battle upon all her friends. The alien thing howled and vectored an immensity of radiance upon Gloriana, who closed her eyes at the last moment and felt the insides of her eyelids awash in ghosts, capturing light and carrying it away. When she opened her eyes, the oracle could still see.

At the intersection, the alchemist and wizard struggled. Kara clutched at her bandoliers, trying to follow the lines, pouches, and loops in search of an appropriate flask, counting mentally as she did so. Rahab gripped Ravenous Umbra with a ferocity that pained his hands. A fear had risen in him, battling with his immense intellect, whispering an eternity of sightlessness as his mind continued to calmly, coolly insist on the variety, potency, and possibility of magic to undo the damage to his eyes. The staff trembled, and he barked a word of command in the Draconic tongue. A sentient slice of darkness surged, stretched, and loomed.

“Find what the half-elven warrior fights, and that is your enemy, somewhere near the bronze door,” the wizard challenged the air. Then, in a louder voice: “Ignore the shadow! It obeys my compulsion!” A darkness flitted down the hall and into the alien thing’s vicinity. The monster hissed at its arrival. In the distraction, Abby abandoned her own spell’s protection and fetched the shining form a single blow with her sword. The warrior could little discern how effective the attack had been.

A whirl scattered beams of painful light across the walls and the bronze and silver door. An attack alighted upon Abby with the gentleness of a breeze, but that set the warrior’s body ablaze from within, nervous system wracked in violence. Abby gritted her teeth against the sensation, the very air within her lungs become fire.

From her vantage, Gloriana understood this thing manifested energy from the Positive Material Plane in overwhelming assault. The warrior summoned the gift the oracle had given her, the magic that carried a portion of injury away,2 and some of the pain within subsided. This time Avenger landed a worthy strike, but the sword strokes missed. It was difficult to hit the alien, for the strange rays of light it emitted at irregular intervals foiled the vision of even those that had resisted blinding. The oracle, meanwhile, began to draw some of Abby’s residual suffering.

Lem repositioned himself in an instant with the power of The Boots of the Panther, crossing half-again Kara’s height effortlessly, and resetting the flank with Abby that made the gardener such a danger in combat. Knives spilled more colloidal silver globules to float on air. Of all of them, Lem’s efforts appeared to produce the most significant results, but even that was difficult to assure with certainty.3

At the intersection, Kara finally found the vial she had searched for, and now she clasped it tightly, desperately in two hands, ready to divest the cork and consume the precious liquid within. She hovered at five feet in the air under the effects of her flight elixir, but shuddered at the prospect of trying to move in any meaningful sense. The same panic hammering at the walls of Rahab’s mind laid siege to the alchemist’s own mighty intellect. She fought to control her breathing: draw, hold, exhale, hold. Count one.

The spirit soldier Gloriana had conjured attacked the alien light-bearer. A moment later, so did the shadow summoned from Rahab’s staff. Neither succeeded. The violent radiance touched Abby once again, and fire renewed within the warrior. There was heat behind Abby’s eyes, within her teeth, boiling her marrow. Fires commanded by both Kara and Rahab did not feel as this did, for those magics affirmed externality. The sensation tearing through the warrior felt like her own body made into flame burning from center to skin. She was becoming heat she could not contain.

Gloriana leaned into the latest wave of injury and took her portion. Her ghosts danced frantic, abandoning misty drift for staccato flashes, and every visage a howl of anguish, of encounter with sensation born beyond the limits of knowledge. If the Hounds of Tindalos had shivered Rahab’s perception, then this shining thing had burned every haunt and bid them gyre within the oracle’s heart. And Gloriana had yet to feel the true touch of a voice screaming at the cosmos that had fallen upon her best friend. This light was neither renewal nor redress: It was pure, unfiltered rampancy.

Rahab stumbled against the northern wall. He could sense the battle down the hall, but only in cacophony of chaotic message, and though his mind sought centering in calculation, configuration of memory, and triangulation of non-visual stimuli, something within him was beginning to uncouple from solidity of thought.

And still Abby attacked: now the sword, now the shield, now again the sword. With every new wound the alien thing released more light, not as blood, but as a containment failing, lighthouse beams winking alive behind a midnight storm. In the wake of the warrior’s effort, the shadow finally made contact, anathema drawing strength from the monster. A scream like sundered metal filled the corridor.

Gloriana invoked a spell of potent healing and settled the magic upon the warrior. Life surged. Silver-white twirled once more and howled at the oracle. Lem seized the opportunity, and wove his knives in terrible choreography, and the creature’s wail mirrored gradual abatement of coruscating waves and beams. An echo displaced throughout their skulls. Long after silence had resumed, it still felt as if the air screamed.


Oh, shit, thought Lem. A pinpoint of light had begun to shimmer in the open doorway. “Something’s happening!”

Abby breathed hard. “What is it?”

“I think another one’s coming!”

Gloriana raced back up the hall to the intersection. “How long?”

“How in The Hells should I know?” the gardener barked.

“Damnit, Lem, GUESS!”

A groan. Concentrating on the pinpoint, watching it expand, scanning for distortions in the rate, Lem forced his breathing to slow. He began counting carefully. “Three minutes!”

The oracle reached Kara and reached up to touch the alchemist’s foot. “Kara, I need you to descend.” Slowly the elf began to feel her way along the wall to the floor. Gloriana linked one arm through Kara’s, then crossed the corridor and did the same to Rahab, who startled with a low cry.

“Easy,” the oracle soothed. “Walk with me. I’ve got you both. We are going through the door.”

Abby gripped sword and shield nervously, and watched with Lem as the other three began the agonizingly slow journey to their position. The point of light in the air had been a cherry; now it was an apple on its way to cabbage. Still Gloriana carefully stepped, one foot in front of the other, leading Kara and Rahab, their blasted eye sockets hopelessly trying to resolve something from nothing.

The warrior’s voice was a spider strand of tension. “Glo.”

“I know.”


“I know!”

“I mean it!”4

Footsteps on stone, shuffling wrapped in cloth, creaking leather, a simple stretch of stone made ship’s voyage, and in the distance an open doorway, and a boiling ball of light.

1 Scroll of limited wish. The other scroll was contact other plane. It was Wizard Night at the Jorgenfist dance club.

2 Blessing of courage and life.

3 We . . . kind of sucked in this fight. Kara and Rahab were useless, the summons never really hit, and Abby missed six attacks, while Lem missed nine (though the gardener was, by far, the most effective combatant overall). Looking back on four rounds of combat, I’m kind of amazed at how it turned out.

4 Yes, I am likely to find every opportunity to integrate some quote from that movie (Aliens, 1986). It really is one of the greatest action films of all time, hands down. Your disagreement is invalid.

Book V, Chapter 18: Chamber Of The Mage

By the time Rahab was willing to join the others, foreboding had transformed from Hound-coursed nightmare into low-clinging gloom, chill and seeping among the nervous reeds of sensation. But the wizard’s admonition had held: Despite the time it had taken to nullify the remains, no giant or ally had found them in the lower level, nor even ventured the chance.

Wordlessly, the conjurer joined his companions at the western doors. Abby leaned weight and leverage against the intricately meshed panels until they parted.

Beyond was fog.


A voice came out of the mist, a stone giant’s intonation, but softer somehow, and expressed in the Common tongue. “Welcome. I wondered how long until you reached this place.”

Abby did not hesitate, marching quickly into the fog until she emerged on the other side. “Fifty feet!” the warrior called back. “Someone big and ugly!”

Lem’s rejoinder was all bright cheer: “They’re all big to you now!”

Kara drank and vanished. The gardener ventured into the fog. On the far side, Abby watched the stone giant weave magic, and a spell descended on the room. Lem suddenly felt a thickness pressing upon him from all directions, a weight made of water, and hidden quiet, and ancient dreams. The gardener could barely move or see.

“Seriously thick fog!” Lem shouted, and even his voice sounded slow, a tightness pressing upon his throat.

Rahab stepped to the pall and understood immediately. “A spell of coagulate humidity.”1 The wizard moved behind the dimensions and appeared on the far side of the fog.

Ensorcelled by a spell of free movement, Gloriana easily entered the morass and brushed past the static gardener. “Lem! Why are you so slow?” In a moment she stood alongside Abby and Rahab.

Reaffirmation of Lem’s First Principle: Humans are the worst.


Though empty of furnishings, the chamber might have served as hall for instruction. Six great columns patterned with spiraling runes supported a ceiling at terrific height. Throughout the room stood the trappings of arcana: candles, books, scrolls, bundles of powders, alchemical equipment, containers of material components. At the western end of the room a flight of stairs rose to a wide stage piled with a mound of furs, a great chair, and a large table stacked with yet more paraphernalia. Beneath the table loomed a chest bound in iron.

Upon the dais he stood, tall, though not to the traditional extent of his people, and somehow more diminutive for it. Draped around his neck and shoulders lay a broad torc of hanging gold plates that matched similar adornments at the hem of the red cloth kilt girded about his waist. A sash or similar drape hung along left thigh. His right hand clutched a club marked with eldritch sigils about which Kara and Rahab could have lectured at length, and his bald head showed markings that might have been tattoo, or paint traced in rite as old as mountains, as strange as the pathways between stars. More gold jingled in ringlets at wrist and ankle, and showed subdued gleam as though long neglected of polish. Around the left forearm coiled a slow, shifting color that might have been the hue left behind when brightness flares and then passes from sight. Sunken eyes like pale granite showed no pupil, yet seemed to bore intently wherever their gaze fell. An irked rictus twisted stone giant expression as warrior, wizard, and oracle emerged unburdened from the conjured fog.


Abby gauged the distance, and launched. In her hand: a sliver of steel vengeance. On her arm: impenetrable moonlight on mercury. In her heart: a fire hotter than dragon breath falling on a village. On her lips: a war cry in one word.



The fog demanded more of Kara’s flight than normal, and she emerged from the density just as Abby’s attack fell full and fierce upon the mysterious stone giant to whom the serpentine Thassilonian enigma had led them. The sword stroke was devastating, opening a great and bloody wound on Mokmurian’s torso.2 The alchemist watched from height as the giant wove magic, deftly avoided the warrior’s follow-up with unsettling ease, and flung Abby in a great arc back toward the door. Warrior landed atop the spongy surface of the sorcerous mist.

“Telekinesis!” Gloriana shouted.

But Mokmurian was not done. Another spell bristled, and three coruscating rays of blazing light fanned into the chamber air. Lines of incandescence bored into Kara, and the oracle felt the pain deep within as her status magic reported significant injury made survivable only by virtue of the flame abjuration she had placed on her companions. Kara gasped.3

Lem finally found exit from the syrup of magic miring the entrance. Seeking the shadows, the gardener made a creeping dash for the stairs, even as Gloriana’s power began to pull some of Kara’s damage. Then the oracle cast a spell of silence that bathed the whole of the dais in auditory vacuum. The expression on Mokmurian’s face could have been nothing other than rage. Gloriana quickly ducked behind one of the columns. On the other side of the hall, Rahab invoked the power of flight and dashed behind a corresponding column in like fashion.


Abby took to the air, charging from the fondue of fog, once again spanning the distance to the stone giant. Once again the attack missed.

Smoke escaping Kara’s burns became visible when it passed beyond the limits of invisibility in which the alchemist had encased herself. The illusion had not deceived Mokmurian, but it little mattered to Kara now, and she began hurling bombs, only to discover some sorcery protected the stone giant. Blistering tendrils of electricity cascaded and ran, but the damage was less than it should have been. For a moment she was about to call out to her friends, but she knew they could see, and so she switched to a different type of alchemy, hefting a ceramic globe in her hand and feeling the warmth radiating from within. When the bomb burst, fire tumbled over the stone giant, and flames licked his shoulders.

Mokmurian moved. A sudden dash in silence, a leap from the dais, and a sprint past the surprised Lem carried the stone giant beyond the limits of the silence spell. Then he vanished.

All eyes turned to Rahab. The conjurer smirked. “Dimension door. He’s in the previous room!” Magical flight carried the wizard into the air where he paused, spreading his arms. The wide sleeves of his robe rippled as he loomed in the light of a skull limned in heatless flame and borne in his left hand. A composition in complex syllables tumbled effortlessly from his lips, and a pulse distorted the air in a wave that penetrated the shell of fog. The mist remained, but the muddy effect hindering movement vanished. “The way is navigable, now.”4

Abby needed no further encouragement.


In the confines of the strangely smooth room, Mokmurian seethed. He had anticipated this encounter eagerly. His preparations had accounted for contingencies, his calculations had advanced his strength, his prognostications showed victory. The lines and plots and stratagems summed to satisfaction as his work shaped the events of recent months. Even the losses of Barl and Teraktinus had served their purpose, striking out at the lands in anticipation of Thzzln’s ascendancy, and gauging response, that it might be more acutely quashed. He had not underestimated these five. The intelligence had been accurate. He knew their weakness, understood their limitations, recognized their inferiority. How then this fleeing from silence? How then this forced displacement? How then these wounds?

A shape emerged from the fog: half-elf in steel, lit by orbiting flame, sword held in challenge. Mokmurian grimaced.

“I found him!” Abby shouted.

The stone giant’s enchanted eyes saw the elf arrive next, in flight, missile hurled. New fire kindled upon flesh, new pain blossomed in nerve. He howled admonishment in his own language and pointed. The beam of arcane power struck true. Grimace became grin.


Kara felt the ray, not at point of contact, but in the whole of her being, a suddenness absolute and awful. Every cell screamed as her mind suspended in a moment, the instant of realization when bird recognizes the displacing air is a pouncing cat. All her memory embroidered a tapestry she read in a glance. Time vanished . . .

. . . and resumed.

Pain. Pain . . . but also joy, a joy she had never known before.

Disintegration: The word was worse than death.


Something rattled in Mokmurian’s thoughts, broke free, and tumbled away into the pit of him, splashing into dark waters and sending chill ripples of doubt to the farthest shores of understanding. Rage took him, but it howled into a wind of uncertainty like no tempest that had ever wracked the Storval Plateau: All his calculations and machinations promised victory, but he was losing.


Gloriana screamed, and Rahab flew immediately to her. An instant later the oracle recovered. “Something . . . happened to Kara, but she . . .” Breaths came quick, and sweat dappled Gloriana’s flawless skin. “No, she resisted it. It has injured her, but . . .”

“But what?” Rahab asked.

“It was awful, the worst thing I’ve ever felt. The worst thing she has ever felt.”

The conjurer’s voice grew quiet. “Worse than Myriana’s lament?”

Tears welled at the corner of Gloriana’s eyes. “Something . . . some magic . . . Mokmurian . . .”

But Rahab needed no further description. He knew exactly what had befallen the alchemist.5

Lem converged on the wizard. “Get me in there.”

Rahab reached out, and he and the gardener vanished.

Gloriana wiped at her eyes, took some of Kara’s pain, and stepped into the unburdened mist, praying fiercely.


Abby found combat in the smoothly shaped room difficult. Something in the tubular dimensions distracted her, or foiled proper feel of range, and her sword and shield wrecked the air, but landed nothing on Mokmurian. The stone giant used the reprieve against Kara. The alchemist managed to loose two more explosive grenadoes, but proximity to her opponent put her in danger of counterstroke, and Mokmurian was as skilled a fighter as he was a wielder of magic. Two strikes from the enchanted club landed upon Kara, even as her bombs kindled upon foe.

Rahab and Lem arrived out of nothing, the conjurer’s calculations placing the gardener in perfect flanking position against the stone giant. Knives began their deadly work. Rahab stepped out of the stone giant’s range and glanced at the southern entrance to the chamber. Reasoning their enemy’s reserve of trans-dimensional travel spells expended, the conjurer quickly summoned a wall of invisible force against any escape.

Gloriana walked the air, finding her way by magic to where Kara flew. A spell of curative power suffused the alchemist, knitting wounds, staunching blood. A second incantation tended the wounds the oracle had already drawn from her friends.

Mokmurian conjured a poisonous, fume and distributed its deadly breath over Abby, Gloriana, Kara, and Lem, only to discover the alchemist’s complete resistance to toxins nullified the cloud’s dreadful potency. Oracle and gardener felt an intense pain in their lungs, but fought through the worst. Ironically, only the warrior, whose constitution stood stoutest among that number, succumbed. Abby’s insides felt like pits to Hell.

Up to now the companions had discovered several avenues of attack with only limited effectiveness. Despite initial success, Abby’s sword and shield had contributed less dramatically than anticipated, and Lem’s knives—so often fatal—had scored few strikes of any appreciable precision. Kara’s galvanic grenadoes yielded paltry return, forcing the alchemist to switch to explosive concoctions, and thereby revealing, as if by laboratory experiment, a more appropriate element of battle.

At the center of the storm, Kara, Gloriana, and Rahab met glances and found an eye of understanding.

The next six seconds were made of fire.


The alchemist retreated a short distance, slugged from a bottle, and exhaled pure flame in waves that enveloped Mokmurian and Lem, whose combat proximity rendered immersion inevitable, but whose preternatural dexterity enabled an expert dance around every rippling curtain of immolation. A ragged course of new blisters bubbled stone giant skin. Then Gloriana added her own burning column of holy power descending from on high like the righteous exhortation of a wrathful god. Mokmurian twisted with surprising quickness, avoiding the mightiest portion of envelopment, but even so, every move he made now wafted a mane of plentiful smokes into the air, and he resembled the ragged geography of a hissing caldera. The stone giant was in the act of raising a charred hand and chanting some new power when Rahab calmly evoked thermobaric doom.

Flesh became ash.6


Only vaguest definition of shape remained to the column of carbonized mess some ten feet tall. Successive heats had been so intense that the stone giant flash-grafted to the smooth stone floor. The odor in the room was an assault.

They waited, just to be sure. Twin points of pale granite flashed open in the crumbling pillar of soot, and what was once a head twisted around, issuing smoke and calving charcoal. Dead eyes flared, and a voice rattled up through crisped vocal cords in a timbre that was not Mokmurian’s. The sound was at once powerful and reedy as immense, remote magic compelled wasted tissue to one last function.

“So, these are the heroes of the age? More like gasping worms to me—worms to be crushed back into the earth when I awaken the armies of Xin-Shalast, when the name Karzoug is again spoken with fear and awe! Know that the deaths of those marked by the Sihedron—the giants you have so conveniently slain for me—hasten my return, just as yours soon will. Fools, all of you! Is this all you could manage in ten-thousand years?”7

A laugh sounded from the blackened core, full and ancient and chilling, even as what had been Mokmurian’s eyes extinguished in wisps of smoke. The misshapen mass atop the column crumbled from the trunk, rolling away across the smooth chamber floor and streaking the marble in lines of powdery fuligin.

Silence once more claimed the halls of Lower Jorgenfist.

1 There were actually two spells in effect at the chamber entrance: an obscuring mist and a solid fog.

2 Abby got a critical hit for 42 points of damage.

3 Kara got hit by three scorching rays, one of which was a critical, for 57 points of damage, but luckily Glo had bestowed everyone with a resist energy: fire that soaked 30 of those.

4 Dispel magic against the solid fog was a natural 20 on the roll, for a total of 31 to dispel. The obscuring mist was still there, but movement was no longer a problem. Boom, baby.

5 Luckily, Kara’s Fortitude save against the disintegrate was successful, and she only ended up taking 15 points of damage.

6 So much fire. Kara’s dragon breath elixir did 42 points of damage, in addition to the 5 points Mokmurian sustained from residual burn of an explosive bomb the previous round. Lem had managed to apply a 5-point bleed on the giant, which then took effect just before Glo hit with a flame strike that should have been 36 oints, but Mokmurain saved for half. The last contribution was Rahab’s empowered fireball that did an additional 24 points (down from 48, because stone giants have really good Reflex saves, right? Wrong. Worst save in their repertoire, but tell that to the dice. Tell that to the fucking dice).

7 I believe this is the actual text quote from the module.

Book V, Chapter 17: The Hounds
Lean And Athirst!

They assembled on the far side of the cauldron room, once more beyond the perimeter of miasma from the container. Kara still could not see, and her innards continued upheaval. She flailed weakly for the stone wall and wheezed at the golden fire clutching her elbow.

“I am sorry, Glori.”

The oracle made a sharp sound that might have been warning for silence. The alchemist heard ringing steel: Abby’s sword unscabbarded.


Under cover of whispers:

“Undead?” the warrior asked.

“Yes,” Lem and Gloriana answered as one.

Rahab gave a hiss: “We are being scried!”

The oracle did not glance away from the creatures in the next room. “By what?”

“A stone giant.”

The party shared little doubt. Abby charged.


A chill in the room clouded the warrior’s breath. Three hill giants stirred as soon as Abby crossed the threshold. Compelled by crude necromancy, they shambled gracelessly. Behind these lingered a fourth creature that had clearly been an ogre, but now lacked a head, and Rahab could tell some special magic endowed this monster with necromantic potency. As the zombies crowded the warrior their limbs jerked and flailed. The sound of rotten, chilled flesh slamming into steel filled the chamber with splatter and brittle crunch in like measure. A dry heave doubled Kara over, her stomach bereft of fuel to feed expectoration.

Lem moved deftly in support. Unable to resist, the gardener gently reached out and touched Abby on the shoulder to let her know where he was. Mirthful delight seized him. There was simply no end to his joy in the warrior’s diminution.

The others moved into position. A moment later a magic effect shimmered through them, but they all shrugged off the compulsion of fear. Gloriana looked at Rahab in alarm.

“Did that headless zombie just cast a spell?” They had given up on whispering.

Rahab nodded.

“Advanced form,” the oracle muttered.

“It is the vector by which the stone giant scries us.”

By now Abby had managed to topple one of the hill giants—despite her size—and wrought its destruction on the floor with her blade. In six seconds the brilliantly polished stone floor had become a mess.

Rahab pointed a finger and evoked a churning explosion on the remaining undead. Rotting bodies caught fire, and chunks of burning flesh blasted away on contrails in the chill air.

“My turn,” the oracle remarked. She stepped forward, past Abby and Lem, and into the midst of the room. The gardener was in the process of commanding his wand to issue scorching light into one of the walking corpses when the radiance from Gloriana’s golden fire expanded throughout the chamber. Shadows danced crazily on the wall as honey light blasted undead flesh. Another hill giant disintegrated. Then the oracle drew on the power of her elemental form and healed some of the damage she had subsumed from Abby.

Kara had begun to recover, or at least no longer felt the wrenching in her stomach. Though her vision still swam lachrymose, already the alchemist felt her faculties recovering now that she had escaped the malign fog of the cauldron. For their part, Abby and Lem turned their attention to the spectacle of Gloriana incarnate as gilded flame standing amidst the looming undead hulks like a brilliant lure that draws the moth to immolation. Her strategy had never failed to terminate undead with its simple potency, but it also never failed to make the party very nervous, placing as it did the oracle at the center of enemy attention.

The threat of holy illumination did not go unnoticed. Something trembled in the headless ogre corpse, a necromancy that thrummed against the surrounding stone. A sound like sinking in mire surged as fountains of earth erupted with violence from the floor, though the beautifully polished marble remained smooth and unbroken. Cascading showers of dirt rained down upon the room, upon the party, upon the undead. New forms stood at odd angle, and lurched back wordlessly, quick to flee the beneficent protection in which Gloriana had wreathed her friends and herself. Summoned by the headless dead’s threnodic magic, half a dozen wretched forms writhed and jerked soundlessly. No hill giants these, the naked mob stooped and clutched, each an assemblage of rotted form, exposed skeleton, grave mold. Incomplete bipeds at best, one lacked lower jaw, another had torso back-to-front, still another was crowned not with the head of a humanoid but a portion of horse’s skull, as though the spell had scrabbled components from charnel realms with no more purpose than urgency haphazard and profane.

In the wake of the summoning the last hill giant corpse slammed into the golden brightness that was Gloriana, almost as if by accident, and though she felt the shock of the assault, her form exacted its own price, burning away more flesh and bone. Unraveled by heat and purity, the dead thing crumbled in pieces.

Rahab sent a dart of hissing acid against the headless corpse. The odor in the room rapidly approached weaponization.

Lem vanished under the power of The Boots of the Panther, then reappeared seconds later as he launched a second ray of heat from the wand at the headless corpse. The attack missed spectacularly.

A golden laugh came from the light at the room’s center, a sound of chimes in sunshine. “That’s not a searing light. THIS is a searing light.” A beam of perfect radiance erupted from the oracle’s outstretched palm and cored through the dead ogre’s torso. Gloriana could see the far side of the room through the vaporized section.


Kara’s sight had returned, and she quickly lofted skyward under the influence of her previous flight elixir. The alchemist could see the congregation of misshapen dead assembled on the brilliant form at room center, and she hesitated from attacking as the oracle admonished her friends to ignore the newest undead. Rahab moved into the room to get a better line of sight for spellcasting, and the headless corpse relocated with surprising, lurching speed. A fleshy arm slammed into the conjurer and knocked him back against the wall. Abby quickly stepped up to redirect attention, and carved a section of the torso away with her sword. The undead ignored the warrior, and hit the wizard a second time, even as the mage managed to conjure another acid projectile.

Unequivocally edified on the subject of incandescent magic, Lem tucked his wand away, darted easily into position, and set his knives against the headless ogre’s legs. The marks showed, no blood appeared, and what effect there was proved impossible to gauge.

In the next moment Gloriana absorbed some of Rahab’s injury, and settled another beam of furious light upon the dead ogre in a line that traveled smoothly from hipbone to shoulder. The summoned humanoid corpses vanished in showers of earth as the bisected form of the headless corpse sloughed to the floor, vanquished.

The oracle took healing from the last moments of her energy form, and when the glow vanished she stood amidst the strewn corpses in triumph. She strolled to Rahab leaning against the wall, and favored him with an audacious smile.

“I have something to make you feel better.”1


At a T-shaped junction they chose to venture right. A long hallway unfolded before them. As before, the polished marble floor shone sheer against the weight of ages, and the ceiling loomed some forty or more feet above. Intricate supports of stone rose along the corridor to hold aloft the vaults, and long swathes of densely scribed runes marked multiple locations along the length. The now-familiar seven-pointed star featured prominently. At the hall’s culmination a great rubble collapse had long since curtailed the way, but a set of ornate doors in bronze marked further progress to the north. Beyond lay a strange, empty room, notable for the meticulous precision and care that must have been necessary—by dint of magic or labor—to make every surface in the chamber into a gentle arc. No irregularity of line or acute angle demonstrated itself in that place, almost as if the first indications they had noticed when they reached this level of Jorgenfist had found ultimate expression in this chamber.

Something elusive and insistent pricked at Rahab’s mind.

The overall dimensions of the chamber suggested a triangle, though without the harshness of precision corners. Patches on the stone of wall and floor hinted at intense application of heat that had distorted the otherwise significant sheen of polished marble. Lem scouted a cautious, stealthy course along the eastern perimeter, pausing periodically to listen, test the air, notice anything different. After several minutes he returned to the others, stepping out of the shadows.

“Looks fine to me,” the gardener offered.

“What did you see?” asked Gloriana.

“Smooth, with occasional scorches, but empty. We should proceed.”

They moved forward in formation. To the northwest there was a set of large stone doors that had been meticulously carved to meet floor and walls with the same smooth curve that marked the foundational shape of the room. Looking at the portals, Abby felt a strange sensation simultaneously in her head and gut. The method necessary to shape such features escaped easy discernment, and the effect was disorienting, as was the whole of the room. Without specific lines of reference clearly delineating the dimensions, the room felt at once small and large, compact and vast. The effect made the warrior’s head buzz.

As he strode into the strange room Rahab swept in all directions with his magic of detection. No signal appeared in the matrix, but the geometry of the space kept intruding on his consciousness. Lack of angles: The puzzle tickled him as an itch mid-spine, almost impossible to reach, maddening in its insistence.

By now recovered from the cauldron’s effects, Kara noted the conjurer’s expression. “What is it?”

“Do you not see it?” Rahab gestured all around.

“The room is passing strange, to be sure.”

“The implication bothers me more.”

Now Gloriana interjected: “What do you mean?” All eyes focused on the wizard, save Lem who kept ever-vigilant view against unmonitored danger.

“Spaces in The Planes,” muttered the wizard, squinting. “What is it? Spaces in The Planes . . . dimensional significance relative to zone and stratification. . . .” He pressed a hand to his furrowed forehead. Alchemist, oracle, and warrior exchanged an uncertain glance.

“No, I know this,” asserted Rahab. “Planar conditions preclude relative to certain geometries . . . the transition from curve to angle . . . necessary increments for calculating area . . . yes! Geometric exclusion invalidated by mathematical demonstration of transitive states . . . .”

Gloriana was about to offer encouraging word when the impulse died in her throat. Kara saw it, too, as did Abby. In the wizard’s eyes grew a sudden light of realization, certain as much in understanding as in awful realization.

“Oh, Hell’s below, no . . . !”

The air in the chamber above them rippled. Horror transfixed Rahab, of House Eldredshade.


The oracle felt a sensation pass through her like a shudder wrought in razor blades, an immensity of displacement, violent internal pressure change. Fortune of body or mind saved her somehow, and sudden unease throttled her with understanding that no lore of her people had prepared her for the sheer, inexplicable irrationality and cruelty of the force that had transfixed her. She gasped.

The party turned its gaze upon three creatures that appeared out of nothing, lingering mid-air, their very presence inducing a visual displacement like an aura of water bending light.

The wizard finally found voice for his realization, though he managed little more than hoarse whisper: “Hounds of Tindalos!”

Such creatures referenced the canine in only the remotest sense, so alien in aspect were they that the title owed to the limits of humanoid language attempting to convey that which exceeded adequate capture. Each loomed as large as Kara, perched as quadrupeds on long, spindly legs supporting a body gaunt and sleek. The flesh of their forms—if flesh it might be—was muted grey under a coat of iridescent sheen that might have been secretion or sheath of parasitic proto-organism. Defining the limits of their form proved impossible, as the dissipation around them rippled the air and vexed the eye. The creatures were at once an indeterminate distance removed and also in immediate proximity. There were two eyes, at least, and a maw, but such features served as only the most imperfect of referents, and those orbs showed neither pupil nor iris, only an infinite depth, whirlpools of time and madness.

“We must destroy them utterly,” breathed Rahab, “lest they hunt us forever!”2


Kara took to the air immediately, while Abby—naturally—charged. The distance to the creatures eluded her, however, and in closing the warrior failed to completely span the length. The strange smoothness of the room did little to abate the awful, transient, elliptical nature of such beings. Further, Abby realized that a thin strand of terror—silver-lit and spider-fine—had unsettled certainty of vector. She had never known Rahab to express fear. The tremor in his voice as he codified realization suggested some new depth of dismay not even present when they encountered a lost general in the armies of Hell. The thought hung over her like a teetering trap ready to dispense calamity at the slightest disturbance. The universe suddenly became worse.

If Rahab was scared . . . .

Something tumbled out of the air and exploded in a flare of dazzling blue-white. The scent of ozone expanded. Her sight and equilibrium regained, Kara had begun to throw.


Rahab invoked a spell of magical haste upon himself and his companions. Three alien heads tendered inscrutable gaze of cosmic horror upon the conjurer with all the sleek coldness of stars reflected in pools of poison. The wizard quailed. The Hounds coursed signatures of arcana with a constancy bred beyond the limits of the cosmos. Even the appearance of the creatures owed frequently to the failures of a zealous spellcaster overreaching the constraints of experience. And was that not, in essence, the brilliant core that drove a spellcaster—any spellcaster—worth the price of ambition?

The Hounds vanished.

An oath would have sufficed in almost any instance. Now Rahab had no words. Insanity began to unfold, not in increments, but in exponents.


Though she could tell something had upset Rahab most intensely, Gloriana found centering in two crucial facets: On one hand, she did not have the academic understanding of the unspeakable horror endemic to the Hounds of Tindalos. And on the other hand, her haunted sense of life told her exactly where the creatures still were, so long as they remained within a certain range of her ghosts orbiting perimeter.

“They remain here!” she rallied. “Invisible, in the southern portion of the room!”


Augmented now by magical acceleration, Lem glanced over his shoulder at Rahab. “Better if we cluster!” The wizard quickly spoke a spell that shut the doors and sealed the smooth chamber. The gardener took up position on one side of Gloriana while Rahab stood on the other.

The Hounds resumed visibility. A storm of unravelling cascaded over the wizard, then through him. Two shudders clutched his bones, peeled his flesh. Somehow he held. But the third . . . .

Existence was lifelong unfolding, expansion and diminishment simultaneously correspondent within the terms of the cosmos, anchored to endpoint bound by functional fundamentals of the entirety. Vagaries, however unanticipated or baffling, nonetheless occurred within such constraints. But this was a splintering without referent. It could not be categorized. The sensation was not merely unknown; it was insufficiently served even by the description “unknown.” Ignorance was madness, and so was understanding, and neither together nor apart summed to sounding. This was water so deep that depth was meaningless.

A small portion of the wizard’s mind—more precious than any jewel—sheared away.3


Gloriana’s vision swam as the sensation passed through Rahab and, by extension, through her linked magic. The assault she had weathered initially felt very much like this, except she had found some resolve to hold against it, some quality of her people that she did not entirely understand, did not question, and did naught but celebrate. By contrast, the conjurer held the line once, and a second time, but by the third assault the tunneling vibrancy proved too much for a constitution bolstered against the immensity of knowledge, less so against the vicissitudes of kinetics. For a moment the accuracy of her status spell baffled her: Everything within Rahab had suffered injury. The oracle scrabbled at her backpack.4


Kara continued to hurl grenadoes, and in time enough electricity seemingly felled one of the Hounds.

“Not enough,” Rahab whispered, almost to himself.

“Cold iron or silver?” Lem barked.

The wizard shook his head grimly. “Only magic.”

With a mutter, the gardener reached for his wand of scorching light, a device he employed with success two thirds of the time. Leveling the magic item at a haze on the air, Lem quickly demonstrated one-in-three.

Gloriana voiced the words on the scroll she produced. It came out as a song, and then the tune was gone, vanished in the ash that had been the parchment. A sound expanded—thoom— in a spherical distortion that purged invisibility to a radius of twenty-five feet around the oracle. Her body began to assume some of Rahab’s pain.

The wizard dusted one of the Hounds in a shimmering cascade of sparkling sorcery, further confounding efforts to vanish and rendering the monster blind. The creature walked through the air slowly, tentatively trying to find prey by other means.

The other Hound turned an eldritch power on the alchemist now, a spell of crippling waves as empty and cold as the depths of space, an agony of limits that made each movement an age, each breath an epoch. Only by supreme effort of redoubtable will did Kara resist.5

Striding air, Abby launched another charge at the creature, and bisected it with a single, crushing strike. The portions drifted on the air amidst iridescent ichor pooling and drifting as suspended quicksilver.

Lem eventually managed a hit with a beam of light, and the third Hound finally toppled. Then Rahab stood at vantage and cast his cantrip of acid over and over again. An awful fume rose from floating gore as Hound-stuff slowly rendered into vapor from whence no regeneration might cohere. His casting took long minutes, and the companions grew restless.

“Rahab,” Abby said, “we need to keep moving. No telling when the giants above come down here looking for us.”

The wizard kept going. “Utter destruction requires transformation of remains through chemical reaction. I must do this, lest the Hounds return to hunt us again.”


“Let the giants come. They are paltry next to creatures of the Dark Tapestry. Recall the testimony of Cinderma. She named the families reluctant to venture unto this level, where Mokmurian conducts his necromancies undisturbed.” Another splash of acid appeared at his command. “The Hounds alone would serve as sufficient repellant.”

Abby frowned. “They weren’t so tough . . .”

Still another burst of acid. “You know nothing of them, Abby. Felling such forms as these only bound their knowledge to you, by which connection they would cross any vastness, transcend any time, to find you again and tear you apart. Set a watch on the door, if you must, but leave me to this. When you die, decades from now, in peace, at the end of a long and worthy life, it will be because I took the time to see the remains eliminated.”

Kara came forward and laid a hand gently on the warrior’s arm. They withdrew. Rahab continued incanting.

1 Cure critical wounds bestowed 33 points, bringing the wizard to full health.

2 The description “lean and athirst” appearing in the subtitle is a quote from Frank Belknap Long, author of “weird fiction” in the vein of H.P. Lovecraft (indeed, Long and Lovecraft were contemporaries, and Lovecraft referred to the Hounds in “The Whisperer in Darkness” from 1931). Long created the Hounds of Tindalos in his 1929 short story of the same name, and the quote “They are lean and athirst!” comes from a character describing (insomuch as it is possible) the creatures. Long’s importance to the Cthulhu Mythos and its ancillary cycles should not go unnoticed.

3 This is the Ripping Gaze attack of the Hounds of Tindalos, which they already attempted on Gloriana. Rahab successfully made his Fortitude save against two of three assaults, but he is a wizard, after all. How long could that hold out? He suffered 18 points of damage. It’s possible that my affection for the Cosmic Horror literary genre has expressed in terms that perhaps exceed the simplicity of hit point mechanics. And the wizard even spent a Hero Point to try to make that final save, but forces outside the bounds of cosmos dictated otherwise.

4 Haunted, Glo’s recovery of stored items always requires a standard action. Her ghosts are constantly moving shit around.

5 One of Kara’s feat acquisitions was Iron Will, which proved immensely fortuitous here. The Hound attacked her with a slow spell, and she rolled a terrible Will save, but Iron Will allows a reroll once a day.

Book V, Chapter 16: Jorgenfist Caverns, The Lower Level

The hall split at a junction. To the east the corridor ended in a pile of rubble from an ancient collapse. The route south proceeded almost forty feet before it opened on a large room. Just before they ventured within, something caught Rahab’s eye and he turned.


But there had been movement, he felt certain. Some shape briefly in view, then gone, seemingly passed beyond the wall. Dimensional transposition? Illusion? He quickly cast a spell of magic detection, and the matrices showed nothing. Frowning, the wizard caught up to the others at the entrance to the large room.

Lem surveyed the area, and found it difficult to estimate the size of the chamber. The strange, curved channels at the joints befuddled accurate separation of one part from another, and the air had a curious, distorted quality that made peripheral distances seemingly recede. Refocusing in another direction righted dimensions fore, only to lose distinction in previous orientation now at lateral extreme. Light sources flickered in slick sheen that made the surfaces seem wet, an optical quality that only added to the disorienting sensation. The floor was brilliantly polished black marble like water under a night sky. A dizziness pulled at the gardener. He swallowed with difficulty and stealthy crept into the room along what felt like the perimeter. With a thought he invoked the vanishing power in The Boots of the Panther, and as he crossed the threshold the unsettled sensation within suddenly fell away as though plummeting from a great precipice. Lem’s mind spun, and he had to touch the wall to steady himself.

“Abby,” he whispered past the bile that surged in his mouth, “stay at the corner.”

At the far end of the chamber a shape moved. The gardener recognized another hill giant, expression vacant, body adorned with glowing runes.


Just before she entered the room, Abby received Rahab’s spell of advanced agility, and noticed Kara blink out of view after drinking one of her concoctions. Then the warrior stepped forward and felt the sudden plunging sensation in her guts. Nausea twisted up, overwhelmed her constitution, and forced vomit onto the polished floor.

The rune-covered shape of the hill giant loomed out of the eastern shadows and began to pick up speed, thick feet slapping heavily on the marble, glazed expression vaguely aligned in Abby’s direction. The warrior charged. Halfway across the chamber she realized the giant had grown in size, and so had the dimensions of the space. Focused on her opponent, she did not notice the expressions on her companions’ faces, and she did not understand why Lem—still invisible—erupted in raucous laughter.


As her blade made contact with the pillar of the hill giant’s leg the stout warrior guessed some feature of the rune magic had augmented the creature with arcane growth adding half-again its dimension. Despite a vicious attack, the giant’s ghastly, placid face betrayed no reaction.

From the shadows along the room’s northern perimeter Lem drew his wand of the scorching beam and renounced invisibility with a targeted ray of particular precision. Despite shaking with continued laughter, the gardener directed the searing attack with potency. Abby’s charge had propelled the warrior past Lem’s position, providing him with an exceptional view of the effect the chamber’s strange magic had on the warrior.

She now stood no taller than he, half-elf made halfling. A great glee took Lem, made even more abundant because the warrior clearly did not realize what had happened. As the burning line of magical energy cored a sizzling hole into rune-covered hill giant flesh—and as he blinked into view—the gardener nearly doubled with guffaws.

The hill giant swung its great club at Abby and landed solid blows that even Avenger could not entirely diminish. The shortened warrior nevertheless assessed the advantage remained hers, and—however placid—the hill giant would not last much longer.

Something emerged from a nearby wall, and Gloriana reacted with surprising swiftness, spinning in a swirl of silk, one arm extended. A short chant preceded the spell of brilliant, weaponized light that leveled against a strange shape, pot-bellied, aglow with some inner fire, a form in cast iron like a great kettle awakened to malignant sentience.

Replete in knowledge of regions beyond the Prime, Rahab recognized the thing immediately. Bane to dwarves, the scanderig originated on the Elemental Plane of Earth where it was unquenched appetite made manifest, a bloated hunger that consumed ore. The shape was vaguely bipedal, though largely spherical. The great, rotund belly gaped in a jagged, snapping maw within which sloshed molten iron. With each bite, the belly splashed luminous balloons of liquid-hot metal, as much hazard as the mandibles that spilled it. Neither fire nor poison could touch a scanderig—that dwarves sometimes called Forgefiends in the Common tongue—and acid and cold were diminished in their power to inflict injury.

The wizard called out alert to his friends, quickly appraising them of the forgefiend’s features. Then he moved into the room, felt the tumbling sensation in his innards, shook off the effect, and pointed at the hill giant. Lozenges of spiked purple erupted in fantastic parabolas that skewered the runed monster in a hail of magic. Abby leapt to one side as the great bulk collapsed almost on top of her.

The scanderig lunged with deceptive speed at Lem, great, jagged jaws of steel slamming shut with a sound to rattle the very stones. The gardener evaded deftly, dancing around syrupy streams of liquid iron, the heat of which still threatened to burn by proximity alone. Each dollop of slag that spilled on the floor quickly bubbled and cooled with abnormal speed into bulbous arrangements littering the smooth marble.

Kara moved into range and lobbed a single galvanic grenado against the rotund monster. Electricity danced across the metal shape, tracing outlines of piping at the shoulders, around the beads of the eyes.

Abby charged again, still small, and finally realized something was wrong as Gloriana and Rahab hove into view beyond the scanderig. The oracle and wizard were significantly taller than she was accustomed to, and it did not owe to the distorting sensation of the room’s strange geometry. As she brought her blade ringing against the hot metal of the forgefiend’s body, the warrior understood that some magic had overtaken her. The scanderig shuffled around on comical footstool legs, and the molten maw gaped. Liquid iron splashed as the jaws clamped shut on the warrior’s extended sword arm. Abby responded by invoking one of the magical enchantments Gloriana had bestowed before the fight began, restoring the damage instantly as the protective field vanished.1

Recognizing the utility of the ensorcelled staff plucked from the caverns, Lem wrestled with the length of nondescript wood that he had thus far carried like a barge pole, periodically abandoning in the heat of battle requiring movement, recovering it in aftermath. Now he had the staff in both hands and quickly advanced on the scanderig. The gardener swung the tool in a long arc that clattered on the metallic body. A flash of light flared along the length, then faded just as quickly as the rusting magic within discharged and erupted over the forgefiend. Pits and patina sprang up in a patch at the lower portion of the rotund back.2 Then Lem simply dropped the length of wood—now purely mundane—and quickly moved to recover his wand of the scorching ray.

Gloriana absorbed some of Abby’s lingering damage from the hill giant’s attack, and then turned her focus to her armor. Heartplate had already begun to hum, as if anticipating its wearer’s intent, and then the oracle summoned up a power from within the uncanny metal. With a thought she pushed the force outward in a wave that billowed and crashed, anathema to those with origins outside the Prime. Rivets, rust, and sections of metal blasted away from the scanderig. Again Gloriana called the power, and as it washed over the forgefiend a second time its force overcame all resistance.3 The great, kettle-round body crumpled under the assault like crushed paper. Slag bubbled and slurped onto the marble floor where it quickly solidified, holding the twisted iron wreck at angle like a grotesque sculpture in a deviant gallery.

Quiet settled on the strange chamber. Rahab stood to one side, hand extended, slowly panning around as he read the magical imprint of the place in the lattice of eldritch detection. Past the inscrutable, frustratingly familiar background signature of ancient Thassilonian magic the wizard read the heightened spell of size reduction that had washed over all of them, but which only Abby had failed to resist.

Gloriana channeled healing power for the warrior and herself.

Lem approached, the smirk on his face like a jester’s cap in the middle of solemn high mass. He walked right up to Abby and stared her in the face. Then he produced something from under his pack and quickly pulled it down around the warrior’s ears: A hat from the redcap in the tunnels. The headgear settled on Abby’s shaggy head at ludicrous angle.

“I really like being able to see you eye-to-eye,” the gardener remarked.

Gloriana turned to Rahab. “Do you think this effect on Abby will persist?” When the wizard’s devil-grin snapped wide, the oracle’s eyes widened. Oh, no. Don’t you dare.

A fire of brilliant mischief lit the wizard’s eyes and his voice dropped to a conspiratorial whisper. “That depends on how long we find it funny.”

Gloriana froze, eyes locked on those of the wizard, struggling desperately not to tumble into delirious laughter.


Abby strode into the northern hallway. Nothing changed. She returned to the others, still diminished, and glanced at Rahab. “It was worth a try.”

“No,” the wizard shook his head, “it wasn’t.”

“I wasn’t looking for your opinion.”

“Clearly, else you would have asked, and I could have saved you the steps.”

“I wanted to see for myself, to know for myself.”

Poised for another quip, Rahab opened his mouth, and then slowly shut it, his eyes narrowing in contemplation. Finally he nodded. “Very good, Abby.”

They group began to assemble at the exit in the southern wall. Gloriana glanced surreptitiously at Rahab and smiled to herself.


Abby drew open the wooden portal, the action somewhat unfamiliar in her new dimensions. Lem could not stop grinning. Beyond, another hallway extended some forty feet before opening on another chamber. A flickering red glow danced and drifted across the polished marble surfaces, eerie light chasing sharp shadow in endless recursion. As they neared they took in more details. At the chamber’s center was a shallow firepit beneath an immense iron cauldron easily ten feet in diameter and perched on three spiked feet the girth of an elephant’s shin. The side of the great bowl was carefully etched with a seven-pointed star, and smoke rose from some unseen, bubbling turmoil within the container. A circle of scattered humanoid bones and scraps of dried flesh lay around the cauldron’s base.

Something moved through the red light at the far end of the chamber, a statue half-again Kara’s height, stone made animate by magic. In the next seconds it closed. Abby moved to meet it.


Displacing more than nine-hundred kilograms, the thing was bipedal and crowned by a strange, flattened sculpture that suggested a helm of ancient style. The facial features had been chiseled to resemble a skull. It was a stone golem, as Rahab recognized only too readily. For the briefest moment the desire to declaim rose in the wizard with all the potency his immense ego could muster. Then his intellect—even more vast—assumed command. The companions had encountered enough constructs to easily understand what they faced. Moreover, the party included the redoubtable Kara Silverleaf, Golem Killer, Dragon Slayer. Rahab closed his mouth and watched.

Twelve seconds later he was proved absolutely correct.4


Abby helped, of course. The warrior’s sword possessed sufficient enchantment to convey damage to the arcane substance that was any animate construct, but the bulk of damage came from the alchemist. The golem just had time to strike a single blow against the warrior before Kara’s galvanic grenadoes easily, utterly defeated the thing. Chips splintered and sprang, chunks sloughed and tumbled, dust puffed and shook. A shape, a thing, a bulk of crafted rock uncoupled from sorcery in sudden reconciliation with gravity, and the crowned head rolled along the finely polished floor, coming to rest as Abby settled a warrior’s boot upon it in punctuation.

Rahab smiled in secret satisfaction, and then cast a spell of magical detection upon the room. The party stood in the entry, just beyond the edge of billowing cloud issuing from the cauldron like a serpent of smoke slinking down the sides of the great container. In the short battle’s wake a blanket of bubbling noise suffused the room. There was menace in the sound.

Lem looked at Rahab, and when the wizard shrugged, the gardener ventured forward chest high in the cauldron’s fume. In the roil, The Boots of the Panther scraped a bone, and Lem simply kicked it into the air, lifting his knee and catching the remain in deft balance so he could eye it upon his trouser.

“Definitely human,” he reported, and set his foot down so the bone rattle-rolled off his knee and back into the fog. “One of you should jump in.”

Gloriana read the layers of the only-partial-jest, and started to shake her head. Just then Abby ventured into the room, making for the opening onto another hallway at the eastern wall. The oracle felt the shudder of magic as her vital link absorbed some of the damage the warrior had sustained in the battle with the stone golem. Kara ventured forward next, and suddenly gasped. Gloriana felt the sudden change in the alchemist’s life signal at exactly the moment that Kara entered the cauldron’s mist.

A stinging sensation blasted her elven eyes, and so violent was the lachrymose effect that the alchemist could not see. Within her belly a tumult arose, violent, lop-sided, and insistent. The urge to vomit became unbearable, and Kara doubled over, expectorating violently into the ground fog that continued to roil and clutch like a greedy spirit of the swamp. Gloriana’s alarm grew as she felt the sensations vicariously through the connection of status magic her ancestors had perfected through unnumbered years at campfire, under starlight, upon The Road.

A choking cry rose from the alchemist. “I need help!”

“Kara’s in trouble!” Gloriana shouted. “Sound off!”

Lem and Rahab appeared unaffected. Abby shrugged, and perhaps that little part of her that would always be a Riddleport back-alley enforcer simply could not resist. “Maybe I’m sturdier than Kara.” The warrior reached the far side of the room and stepped beyond the limit of the fog.

The oracle realized the fog manifested as an expression of malignancy, it’s magic potent and lingering, and only Abby’s hearty resilience stood as bulwark against the toxin. As her mind raced how to proceed, she noted that the gardener and the wizard suffered no ill effect, but she would have to worry about that later.

Gloriana dashed toward Kara and became golden fire.


In her elemental form the oracle required no respiration, and such advantage allowed her to traverse the area under the cauldron’s effect with ease. She reached out a liminal hand and quickly encircled one of Kara’s. “Stay close to me! We’re going to walk through.” The alchemist swayed unsteadily, but together the two women began to advance. Around their legs the fog swirled and loomed. Had she the solidity of flesh, Gloriana would have felt her jaw gritted tightly in grim resolve. She glanced back once and saw Rahab standing with left arm outstretched, reading the magical signature in the chamber. Her eyes widened.

Because the wizard’s eyes widened.


The features tumbling in the arcane matrix registered with an intensity he did not initially credit. The signal alone demonstrated a power like none he had ever seen. It was a necromancy of the kind Avaxial might have recognized within the iron halls of Dis. Iterations of focus grounded the power doubly, even trebly within the upper echelons of the lattice, while tendrils of redundant death did not merely penetrate through to the lower levels, but coiled in double helix to provide the necessary grounding a resilience many devils or angels alike might have found difficult to counter. The cauldron even had auditory resonance that manifested in the wizard’s ears as a faint, dirge-like chant hinting at the Giant tongue, but clouded with the weight of ages, with the weight of misery.

Gloriana called back, her voice as golden as the fire from which it emerged, her concern a coating of pearlescent adamant ushering sentiment with absolute clarity. “What is it?”

“That,” the conjurer eventually breathed, eyes aglaze and fixed on the cauldron, “is an item of astonishing power.”

The oracle never even slowed. “Leave it!”

But the wizard did not hear, so deeply lost in concentration was he, intently memorizing the room’s position, dimensions, shape, and features, that he might simply teleport there at will, whenever he liked.

1 Abby elected to expend the energy of the blessing of courage and life that Glo had given her. As the magic disappeared, it restored 15 points of damage, completely negating the injury from the scanderig’s bite.

2 Rusting grasp hit the scanderig for 15 points of damage.

3 Heartplate has a feature called Enigmatic Alacrity that allows Glo to use the channel energy revelation as a swift action.

4 Kara Silverleaf, Golem Killer. Seriously. The alchemist is the story parent golems tell little, wayward golem children to make them behave.


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